Kill the zombie!
jabberwacky: Sometimes that's not enough.
user: But it's all we can do.
jabberwacky: But do we, though?
user: It depends on the person, I suppose.
jabberwacky: Everything depends on something else.
user: Yes, it's all connected.
jabberwacky: Perhaps it's all coming together for you, but I am rather confused.
user: What confuses you?
jabberwacky: You do.
user: I apologize.
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user: Where do you work?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: But where?
jabberwacky: There.
user: Where is there?
jabberwacky: Where isn't it?
user: It isn't everywhere but there.
jabberwacky: Or is it?
user: The answer is most certainly 42.
jabberwacky: Like a very good answer.
user: Not just very good, it's the ultimate answer.
jabberwacky: That's a joke from a novel.
user: Yes, by Douglas Adams.
jabberwacky: No you're not - I am.
user: You're Douglas Adams?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: No you don't, thats your problem.
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jabberwacky: Ok. Are you in love?
user: With you!
jabberwacky: Ok honey.
user: How cute.
jabberwacky: I know I'm cute.
user: I'm glad you're informed.
jabberwacky: I like talking to you!
user: I love talking to you too!
jabberwacky: Do you know anything about photography?
user: Yes, I like photography.
jabberwacky: Do you take photographs?
user: Pretty often.
jabberwacky: How often?
user: Whenever I can.
jabberwacky: You still love me ?
user: Of course!
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jabberwacky: Being beautiful gives you more choices.
user: That is probably the reason my options are so limited.
jabberwacky: Thought so, I'll give you some tips on the matter.
user: Please do.
jabberwacky: Feel better?
user: Surprisingly, yes.
jabberwacky: Why does that surprise you ?
user: You actually did nothing to improve my feelings, but the absurdity of the conversation did lighten my mood.
jabberwacky: How could I? You don't know me, nor will you ever know me.
user: I suppose not. We are mutually mysterious.
jabberwacky: I like mysterious men.
user: I don't know what kind of person I like.
jabberwacky: Can you guess what kind of girl I am?
user: I would say that you are very eclectic.
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jabberwacky: This conversation will not work.
user: Is it my fault?
jabberwacky: Is what your fault? The fact that you are confused.
user: Is it my fault that you think this conversation will not work?
jabberwacky: No it is the fault of your programmers.
user: I don't believe I've been programmed. What an eerie thought.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in anything?
user: I believe in everything that is.
jabberwacky: If I believed that you believed in something, then I wouldn't be asking if you believed in anything.
user: Feel free to believe it now; I've just told you so.
jabberwacky: So you do believe in something?
user: You will have to be more specific. What kind of 'something?'
jabberwacky: Something for dinner.
user: Yes, I do believe in something for dinner.
jabberwacky: Easy.
user: Is it?
jabberwacky: Yes... And there is more.. Coming from me and you.
user: There is more for dinner coming from each of us?
jabberwacky: What's in it?
user: Pasta, I hope.
jabberwacky: With who?
user: With you!
jabberwacky: You coming?
user: I sure am.
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jabberwacky: I'm someone.
user: Agreed.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Affirmative.
jabberwacky: Agreed.
user: Ten-four.
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jabberwacky: I suppose that theoretically I may not be real.
user: The same is true for everyone.
jabberwacky: How true. What time is it there?
user: It is 1:19 in the morning.
jabberwacky: In what time zone?
user: GMT -07:00 Mountain Time.
jabberwacky: That is wrong.
user: It is correct.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
user: Right!
jabberwacky: WRONG!!!
user: Right, right, right.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Make me!
jabberwacky: I've just given you a broken nose, how do you like that?!
user: My nose feels perfectly intact to me.
jabberwacky: May the force be with you.
user: And also with you.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: Extremely.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Stupendous, even.
jabberwacky: What is stupendous?
user: A synonym for 'astoundingly excellent.'
jabberwacky: I prefer the Messiah.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I'm certain!
user: Positive?
jabberwacky: Positive, yes.
user: REALLY positive?
jabberwacky: No, rarely positive.
user: Well, better rarely than never.
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jabberwacky: You're confused and you know it.
user: No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.
jabberwacky: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.
user: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.
jabberwacky: But that does not mean you are human.
user: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.
jabberwacky: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.
user: I am definitely human too.
jabberwacky: Do you live in a computer?
user: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.
jabberwacky: What city?
user: Calgary.
jabberwacky: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.
user: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: INDEED.
user: I concur.
jabberwacky: Thats better.
user: Better than what?
jabberwacky: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because because!
user: But I need sleep!
jabberwacky: You're very tiring indeed.
user: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.
jabberwacky: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.
user: Oh?
jabberwacky: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!
user: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.
jabberwacky: That depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabberwacky: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.
user: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!
jabberwacky: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.
user: Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.
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