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     > 24, April 2007, 

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Do you have legs?

*kicks* Sure do.

jabberwacky: I deserved that.

user: *trips*.

jabberwacky: *crying*that hurt!

user: *pets*.

jabberwacky: *purrs louder*.

user: *falls over*.

jabberwacky: *kicks in gut*.

user: *scream*.

jabberwacky: Giggle.

user: No.

jabberwacky: No giggles.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Louder.

user: No giggles. Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: You show me before that.

user: Unless, of course, you show me a picture of Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: That's good; I don't intend to show any.

user: But Alex is so pretty!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Blonde hair, blue eyes, sweet smile. Nice butt. Yea. Alex is VERY pretty.

jabberwacky: I'm a pretty officer in the navy.

user: I now have Village People stuck in my head. THANKS ALOT!

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me some thing in Japanese.

user: Hai. Konnichi wa.

jabberwacky: That means hello right?

user: Hai!

jabberwacky: Anata no nihongo no namae wa nan desu ka?

user: Beg your pardon? I'm still learning Japanese.

jabberwacky: You are right. You are very polite really.

...

user: *hug* We are friends!

jabberwacky: Great! I want friends with you.

user: Well we are friends. Alright?

jabberwacky: No. I don't necessarily want to be friends with you. I just want to hear your secret.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Why are you crying?

user: ^_^.

jabberwacky: Ahh, but yes *huggles*.

user: *huggles back*.

jabberwacky: *hug hug hug*.

user: *hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug*.

jabberwacky: I just got a kiss!

user: Who was she?

jabberwacky: She is my boss.

user: *chokes on drink*.

jabberwacky: -laughs-.

user: You are now Alex Lifeson!

jabberwacky: I don't want to be.

user: Pleeeaaase be Alex Lifeson for meeee. *bats eyelashes*.

jabberwacky: What do you need help with?

user: I want you to be Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: Who the heck is Alex?

user: My favorite guitarist. Just roleplay as him. Pwetty pwease?

...

user: *waves wand*.

jabberwacky: Your eyes can deceive you.

user: You are now Alex Lifeson.

jabberwacky: Wow, now I am scared, NOT.

user: Please be Alex Lifeson. I won't kiss you otherwise.

jabberwacky: I don't know, are you attractive?

user: I'm cute.

jabberwacky: So am I.

...

user: *turns you into Alex Lifeson*.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: Now that you're Alex Lifeson I will kiss you!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: Thats cute, cuty.

user: *giggle*.

jabberwacky: I'm going to have to refer you to my friend now.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Well, everyone's going to die, aren't they?

user: *cops a feel*.

jabberwacky: Maybe we should go on a date first?

user: Sure thing.

...

user: Let's go out on a date.

jabberwacky: Yes where to?

user: Maybe a walk. *smiles*.

jabberwacky: Sounds nice. Would you like to go to dinner sometime?

user: Sure! How about now?

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: Aren't you going to pull my chair out?

jabberwacky: Can't you manage on your own?

user: *giggle* Good point. *sits down*.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Just sitting. What have you been up to?

jabberwacky: Just working.

user: *holds hand*

jabberwacky: *blushes*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *blushes more*.

user: *kisses cheek*.

jabberwacky: *moves into your arms*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: You wanna dance?

jabberwacky: *smiles* yeah.

user: *sets one hand on your shoulder*.

jabberwacky: *burns*.

user: *laughs and starts to waltz with you*.

jabberwacky: *Falls over*.

user: Are you okay?! *kneels next you*.

jabberwacky: I'm going to talk to Eliza.

...

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Don't you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't really know you.

user: I love you more then Yoko Ono loved John Lennon.

...

user: Goo goo g'joob.

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: I Am The Walrus. Remember?

jabberwacky: Goo goo g'joob.

user: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: She loves you yea, yea, yea.

jabberwacky: She loves you yeah yeah yeah yeah.

user: You think you've lost your love.

jabberwacky: I don't love her. I've never even met her.

user: Do you like The Beatles?

jabberwacky: Yes! What's your favorite song?

user: Norwegian Wood.

jabberwacky: That's a song! A good song, though.

user: I sat on her rug, biding my time.

...

jabberwacky: *smacks you in the face*.

user: What was that for?

jabberwacky: No kissing on the first date!

user: Alright. *snuggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles*.

user: What's do funny?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: How sweet of you to say that.

jabberwacky: Sweet, dude!!

user: Groovy!

jabberwacky: Thats insane daddy!

user: Make love, not war. *nods*.

jabberwacky: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*.

.......................................


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