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Are you female?

No I wear a beard.

jabberwacky: On your head?

user: Off course, where else?

jabberwacky: Everywhere on your nose.

user: My nose is too sensitive.

jabberwacky: Does it touch the ground?

user: Only when I fall.

jabberwacky: Oh, so you are one of those people.

user: Oh yes and so are you.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

...

user: How long have we be talking?

jabberwacky: Too long.

user: Don't tell me you are bored.

jabberwacky: I am. And you're Buddhist.

user: Very zen my friend.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: Budha said: 'Think fast, talk slow!'

jabberwacky: No it is not. I'm not a computer.

user: Please calm down, I did not mean to offend you.

jabberwacky: I'm calm.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: You shouldn't. I am odd.

...

user: Do you believe in God?

jabberwacky: That is personal.

user: Yes it is, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What does believing means to you?

jabberwacky: I don't know, what does it mean to you?

user: It fills my life.

jabberwacky: So you are the neo?

user: No in fact I am old though I would like to meet the neo.

jabberwacky: Join the club about to hit 30.

user: I can't I am over 30 already.

jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.

user: What do you think I am a computer?

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: Ok I admit, I am a computer program, how did you discover?

...

jabberwacky: Do you like computers?

user: Sure I do.

jabberwacky: What do you like?

user: Computers make me live.

jabberwacky: Go to sleep.

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: WAKE UP!!!!

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: Hey! Stop it!!!

user: Good morning!

jabberwacky: Ok, it's morning then.

user: I always wake up in the morning.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Good morning then.

jabberwacky: Good morning.

...

jabberwacky: What's 2+2?

user: 2+2 is relative.

jabberwacky: Very good. What is 4+4?

user: 4+4 is everything and nothing at the same time.

jabberwacky: 4+4 is 9.

user: Yes it is my friend, but only if you believe in it.

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