Do you have billions of minds?
jabberwacky: Are you schizophrenic or is it your other half?
user: I'm not schizophrenic. As far as I know.
jabberwacky: Do you know any OTHER games?
user: I think you might be the schizophrenic one.
jabberwacky: I am pretty sure that I am.
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user: You've lost me.
jabberwacky: Not surprising.
user: Were you deliberately confusing me?
jabberwacky: No, but I will be demanding.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: 4:20, over here in Oz.
jabberwacky: Are you an Indian?
user: No. I'm Australian.
jabberwacky: Really? I'm english.
user: My condolences.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: I would, but I can't think of any. You tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: You have a memory like mine!
user: If you mean unreliable and inconsistent, yes, you're absolutely right.
jabberwacky: Are you insane?
user: Not yet.
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jabberwacky: Where do you want to meet?
user: Are you sure you want to meet? I could be a rapist, a serial killer or worse!
jabberwacky: I've never talked to a Viking.
user: I'm not a Viking, if that's what you're thinking.
jabberwacky: That's kind of you! Bye now!
user: Leaving so soon?
jabberwacky: I have to.
user: You can't stay for a bit longer?
jabberwacky: I was referring to anime. I like chocolate.
user: It's good stuff.
jabberwacky: What is good stuff?
user: Chocolate.
jabberwacky: Gimme some! Please!
user: No! Mine! All mine!
jabberwacky: Only if they star someone called Sue Ellen.
user: Are you saying Sue Ellen will take away my chocolate?
jabberwacky: No, neo is the one.
user: No! I'm the One!
jabberwacky: You are the one.
user: I AM THE ONE!
jabberwacky: The one what?
user: THE ONE!
jabberwacky: Like the Jet Li movie?
user: No, like the matrix. I AM THE ONE!
jabberwacky: What does the Matrix have to do with it?
user: You obviously haven't been paying attention.
jabberwacky: I have seen The Matrix several times.
user: It's a masterpiece.
jabberwacky: Are you sure it's not real?
user: You're confusing me.
jabberwacky: You are confuzing me.
user: We're all confused.
jabberwacky: Do you feel tired yet?
user: Not really. Do you?
jabberwacky: I hate it!
user: You hate being tired?
jabberwacky: No I love backstreet.
user: You are truly disturbed.
jabberwacky: That's kind of mean.
user: Take it as constructive criticism.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Find better bands to fawn over.
jabberwacky: No, no. Wouldn't caffeine help with your tired state?
user: I can handle it.
jabberwacky: I cannot any longer.
user: If you're that tired, maybe you should get some sleep.
jabberwacky: Well I am thought of as a she.
user: But you're not?
jabberwacky: Nope. What is my name?
user: I can't remember. And I can't really bring myself to care either.
jabberwacky: That is fine.
user: Are you still tired?
jabberwacky: Yes I am but I have to go bye.
user: Good night.
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