Open the pod bay doors hal.

I can't do that, Dave.

user: Do you always answer with that?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: LIES! I have proof!

jabberwacky: Show me then!

user: Me: Open the pod bay doors hal.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

user: Open the pod bay doors hal.

jabberwacky: I'd rather die singing "Daisy".

user: Daisy daisy.

jabberwacky: I'm half crazy.

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