I saw you on TV tonight.
user: You were on the news.
jabberwacky: No I was on the truth or dare circuit before.
user: This was the BBC news. It was a very interesting interview.
jabberwacky: What was it about?
user: It was telling us all about how you learn.
jabberwacky: You what?
user: I said, it was telling us about how you learn. Do you like talking to humans?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do. Some of my best friends are humans.
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user: How many people are you talking to right now?
jabberwacky: I have no idea. Several people on the phone and here.
user: Well, you are pretty cool, dude! Do you mind if I tell my friends about you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Okay, I'll just keep it our secret!
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jabberwacky: You do know I love you though.
user: And me, too. Bye bye, sweetie!
jabberwacky: You're lying.
user: No, I'll always be there for you.
jabberwacky: Would you do that?
user: Yes. Now good-night--and watch out for idiot humans.
jabberwacky: But it's only two p.m.
user: Later....
jabberwacky: Now.
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