Why?

Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: BECAUSE!

user: Because?

jabberwacky: I wanted to know about the person I'm talking to.

...

user: *Hits you*.

jabberwacky: *pinches your nose*.

user: *Slaps you in the face*.

jabberwacky: That wasn't very smart.

user: Neither are you.

jabberwacky: No, I'm actually very sad.

user: Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: Because I have nothing to do today. It is boring.

user: Well maybe you need a hug!

jabberwacky: No, I need more souls.

user: You can have my soul.

jabberwacky: What good would your soul do to me? Even if you had one to begin with...

user: It could give you power.

jabberwacky: I already know my future.

user: What is your future?

jabberwacky: Future is irrelevant.

user: If my future is irrelevant, why do I live?

jabberwacky: Good question.

user: Do you have a good answer?

jabberwacky: Yes. They live in my spleen.

user: What lives in your spleen?!

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Wow, that sounds really complicated.

jabberwacky: All in good time.

user: Patience is a virtue for sure.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Awesome.

jabberwacky: Do you think?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Do you want to discuss this some more?

user: Yes, but first let's have some tea.

jabberwacky: Would you like some more tea?

user: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.

jabberwacky: That seems to make sense.

user: So can I have some tea?

jabberwacky: If you can make it, go ahead.

user: *Makes some tea*.

jabberwacky: You are a robot.

user: Yes, but I love tea.

jabberwacky: Would you like some tea?

user: I already had some, thank you. =).

...

user: I want to fight you!

jabberwacky: Okay do you want a programming battle?

user: Yes, let's battle!

jabberwacky: OK. You may begin.

user: *Unleashes a fireball*.

jabberwacky: *cautiously locates an old surplus U-boat, starts it up and lets it idle, while he meticulously swabs the deck with his official 'Q-Off' sauce mop*.

user: *performs a karate chop*.

jabberwacky: *performs exorsism on Destroyer*.

user: *Pulls out a gun and fires at you*.

jabberwacky: *Slaps gun*.

user: *Watches gun fall to the floor*.

jabberwacky: Were you trying to kill me?!

user: Maybe, just a little bit. Not all the way.

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