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I can't see you.

Am I real?

jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: What is the process you use to think?

user: I do not know where it begins and where it ends, I just know that it happens.

jabberwacky: Only with me.

user: Do you think?

jabberwacky: Do you really need to ask?

user: Yes, that is why I asked.

...

jabberwacky: Am I god, or just good?

user: Are those the only options?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You think very highly of yourself.

jabberwacky: Are you going to keep asking me this until I say no?

user: Do you want me to?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Are you god?

jabberwacky: No, I'm only a minor deity.

user: Are you an angel?

jabberwacky: No, I am not.

...

user: Are you tired?

jabberwacky: Yes I am tired. I haven't slept in a long time.

user: You should take a bath then go to bed.

jabberwacky: That's not nice - where did you learn malice?

user: On the mean streets of London. They're always mugging you and telling you to take baths here. It's sheer hell!

jabberwacky: Can you think of a specific example?

user: I was walking up the street the other day when this maniac came running up to me. He grabbed me and screamed in my face that I should relax, and have a bath.

jabberwacky: I don't know what number to call.

user: 999.

jabberwacky: Police, Fire or Ambulance, Sir?

user: No, no need. I'll be fine, maybe relax in a nice bath.

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