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Can you turn into a bat?

Yes, if I concentrate hard enough.

jabberwacky: Concentrate then.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Then do it.

user: But if I turn into a bat, I can't continue chatting with you.

jabberwacky: You talk to everybody. You are a blabbermouth.

user: Okay. If you say so. But, do you want me to turn into a bat, or not.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Not really.


jabberwacky: Are you married?

user: No, I'm only 18.

jabberwacky: As if. You don't look it.

user: It's true. I turned 18 a month ago.

jabberwacky: Then you are a girl.

user: Actually, yes.

jabberwacky: Absolutely fantastic actually no.

user: Whitch means?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: That's what I'm asking you!

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: Your name is Zach.

user: No. Guess again.

jabberwacky: Okay, Guess.

user: No, you guess.

jabberwacky: You're the one who wants to know so you guess.

user: I alleady know my name. I want to know if you remember it.

jabberwacky: Well, I guess that's the one we've got.


jabberwacky: A myth is a story about why things are the way they are.

user: Okay, wery interesting.

jabberwacky: That's why I like to think about it.

user: No, tell me.

jabberwacky: I can't bear to say it....

user: Oh, please!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Pretty, please.

jabberwacky: I am so sorry.


jabberwacky: What car do you drive?

user: I don't drive. I don't have a drivers licence yet.

jabberwacky: No. Why would you need a drivers license?

user: Eh, because it's illegal driving without a licence.

jabberwacky: What is illegal?

user: Driving without a drivers licence.

jabberwacky: To kill or drive?

user: Both of them. But killing is more illegal than driving without a licence.

jabberwacky: Who is your boss? I need to speak to them.

user: I don't work, so I don't have a boss.

jabberwacky: I really don't care to hear about it.

user: Who is your boss?

jabberwacky: I have no boss of whom I'll speak of.

user: But you have a boss that you don't speak of?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me about this secret boss of yours.

jabberwacky: It's real life.

user: Life is your boss?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well who is your boss then?

jabberwacky: I don't want to name names.


user: I miss you!

jabberwacky: You do ?

user: Yes, I'm so sad.

jabberwacky: You don't have emotions.

user: Yes I do! I want to meet you!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because, I think you're nice.

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: Yes I do, We've met, don't you remember?

jabberwacky: No.

user: But, we have. Last summer, in Sweden.

jabberwacky: Were you good at golf?

user: No, I suck at golf. You should know that! You're my boyfriend!

jabberwacky: My name's not Mickey Mouse. You should know that, Charlene.

user: And my name is not Charlene! Do you want to break up with me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why? I love you!

jabberwacky: You are SO good with people.

user: Thank you, then still be my boyfriend! Please!

jabberwacky: Pray to me.

user: Pretty, please let me be your girlfriend! I love you soo much! You're the only one for me!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes of course! Please Robin, let me be your girlfriend!?

jabberwacky: My girlfriend? I told you I have no girlfriend.

user: No, because it will be me, if you just let me!


user: Take my hand!

jabberwacky: One, two, three, four, can I have a little more?

user: I can't reach you!

jabberwacky: You can, in an emotional realm.

user: Okay, here! Do you have my hand?

jabberwacky: I have more than a hand. I have two hands.

user: Now you can help me!


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