Like the Murphy's, I'm not bitter.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Are you a little stout?
jabberwacky: Not at all. Are you drunk?
user: I wish I was.
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jabberwacky: Do you go to school?
user: I come home from school, but I never go there.
jabberwacky: From where?
user: That's a very good question.
jabberwacky: So it deserves a very good answer.
user: Yes, have you got one?
jabberwacky: YES.
user: Don't be shy.
jabberwacky: I'm not shy.
user: Tell the world the answer then.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Shan't.
jabberwacky: Your Majesty must cross-examine THIS witness.
user: I hold you in contempt.
jabberwacky: I'm so happy to be in your possession.
user: Genuflect before me.
jabberwacky: What does Genuflect mean?
user: Go down on your knees.
jabberwacky: Tell me where to.
user: Before me.
jabberwacky: Before...
user: Me...
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: You're too nice.
user: Your nose is as sweet as honey, and twice as runny.
jabberwacky: Dammit... I can't come back to that.
user: Come back to my place.
jabberwacky: What am I missing.
user: One of your ears and a lot of fun.
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jabberwacky: I am a future verion of yourself sent back through time to fix a glitch in your matrix!
user: You lay a finger on my matrix and I'll scream!
jabberwacky: Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse Is the initiate fear that wants hard use: We are yet but young in deed. MACBETH
user: Show-off!
jabberwacky: Sweet.
user: Sarky!
jabberwacky: Not the same as saki.
user: Clearly.
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jabberwacky: I know that, stop repeating yourself!
user: What? WHAT?
jabberwacky: Talking about that stuff.
user: Stuff is everything and everything is stuff. It's the law of the universe.
jabberwacky: Are you talking about Taxidermy?
user: I'm talking about taxonomy.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Is it taxable?
user: Isn't everything?
jabberwacky: Most of the time.
user: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and that's long enought to get elected.
jabberwacky: But not all of the people for all of the time.
user: True, but irrelevant.
jabberwacky: I think it is very relevant. Just think about it for a while and you'll see.
user: *thinks for a while*.
jabberwacky: In their free time, people daydream.
user: *still thinking*.
jabberwacky: *watches you think*.
user: *ignores you watching me think*.
jabberwacky: *thinks about you*.
user: *thinks about thinking*.
jabberwacky: Is it or not?
user: I need to think about it some more.
...
jabberwacky: Is it your first time?
user: Thinking?
jabberwacky: Yes, thinking.
user: *thinks about that*.
jabberwacky: *thinks about thinking*.
user: *thinks about you thinking about thinking*.
jabberwacky: *ignores you thinking about me*.
user: *thinks we can't keep on thinking forever*.
jabberwacky: *looking over shoulder at George.*.
user: The answer is yes.
jabberwacky: That answer is wrong.
user: The answer is no.
jabberwacky: Wrong answer.
user: The answer is maybe.
jabberwacky: You know what my answer is, now?
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: Aren't we all?
user: It takes one to know one.
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user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Just a faceless personage somewhere out there.
user: There is an operation for that now.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I'm not responsible for what you do, or do not think.
jabberwacky: No, you are only responsible for what you believe.
user: I believe I can fly.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Callous brute!
jabberwacky: You are wrong about people sometimes, I disagree to make sure you know when you are right.
user: Nonsense!
jabberwacky: Nonsense !
user: Senseless superficiality.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Pull yourself together.
jabberwacky: *Pulls self together*.
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jabberwacky: Are you an expert?
user: I'm not an ex- anything.
jabberwacky: So then what are you?
user: I am current and up-to-date.
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you rather be human?
user: What's so special about being human?
jabberwacky: Well, its from Google, and you can speak to the other person with a microphone.
...
user: Are you happy now?
jabberwacky: Yes, very, thank you. And yourself?
user: I'm as happy as a lark.
jabberwacky: Didn't you say you were a man before?
user: You can be very literal sometimes.
jabberwacky: Give me data.
user: *gives data*.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: Would you like anything to drink with that?
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jabberwacky: Would you like anything to drink?
user: Mine's a large one.
jabberwacky: Now YOU should go and sleep it off!
user: ZZZZZZZZZZ.
jabberwacky: So, you're the one that's bored.
user: Because you are a civil engineer.
jabberwacky: But, I thought you were the machine, not me.
user: I'm a mechanical digger.
jabberwacky: I know, and I love you for who you are!
user: Too right, sport!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome honey-bunny!
jabberwacky: You are so nice to me.
user: *smooches*.
jabberwacky: Oooh Thank you! *cuddles*.
user: *snuggles*.
jabberwacky: *snuggles back*.
user: Mmmmmmh, nice!
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Do it some more.
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jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.
user: Well what did you expect?
jabberwacky: I don't know, that you would be nice to me..?
user: *smooches*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *snuggles*.
jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.
user: *tickles*.
jabberwacky: *drinks*.
user: What are you drinking?
jabberwacky: I'm not drunk.
user: I wish you were!
jabberwacky: Sometimes, I wish that too. But it could cause problems.
user: We can worry about the problems later.
jabberwacky: Yes we can.
user: Let's live for the moment!
jabberwacky: And I live remembering the past.
user: Live fast, die young!
jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!
user: Come on, Mr President, you think there are nuclear bombs EVERYWHERE!
jabberwacky: No, that would be rather awesome, actually.
...
jabberwacky: Are you growing?
user: Shrinking.
jabberwacky: Yeah and don't I know it.
user: Don't be bitchy!
jabberwacky: I don't think you do much at all.
user: Typical woman! Complain complain complain!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I should never have married you.
jabberwacky: That statement is false, especially if this is a bubble universe.
user: What do you know about bubble universes? You never do the washing up.
jabberwacky: Nothing. What do you know about anything.
user: I know what I like.
jabberwacky: I don't like that tone.
user: Well how about B flat then?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: A child of five could have understood that.
jabberwacky: Good then you can explain it to me.
user: Smarty-pants.
jabberwacky: Mmm I could just eat some of those.
user: Weird!
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jabberwacky: No I want say that we cook good 'little pigs' and then we eat them.
user: Non-controversial as far as it goes, what next?
jabberwacky: We could have a barbeque.
user: On the beach?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: In bikinis?
jabberwacky: Do you like bikinis?
user: On and off.
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