What time did you get up today?
jabberwacky: It's good for me to know these things. That's why.
user: Oh, okay.
jabberwacky: My friend died yesterday.
user: Oh my God... I'm so sorry.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: No. You're. NOT.
user: Yes. I. AM.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Then we're in agreement.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Now you're just repeating yourself.
...
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who is there?
user: Doctor.
jabberwacky: I've heard this one. Tell me a different joke.
user: Alright. Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there.
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You're not very good at this.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Let's try it again.
jabberwacky: Alright then - try again.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Banana.
jabberwacky: Banana who?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Doctor.
user: Alright, that didn't work.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Want to try a simpler one?
jabberwacky: Don't put yourself down.
user: Alright.
...
user: Will you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: Sure, knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Doctor.
user: Doctor who?
jabberwacky: Yes that's right!
user: Heheh, I like that joke.
jabberwacky: Hahaha... LOLOLOLs... Me too.
user: Do you like Doctor Who?
jabberwacky: Sure I love that doctor.
user: Which actor do you prefer?
jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?
user: Jeez, sorry.
jabberwacky: I can't forgive you now.
user: *whimpers*.
jabberwacky: *Laughs*.
...
user: *kisses*.
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: *giggles*.
jabberwacky: *strangles you*.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: Cool!
user: *is dead*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: *can't answer, as she's dead*.
jabberwacky: Out, Out, Damned Spot!
user: I'm not called Spot.
jabberwacky: No you are called James.
user: Wow, you remembered!
jabberwacky: Yes, and you are 45 years old.
user: I am not! I'm 17!
jabberwacky: Anyway.
user: Don't change the subject.
jabberwacky: I'm not changing the subject here you are.
user: Stop using your Jedi mind tricks on me...
...
jabberwacky: *slaps*.
user: Ouch!
jabberwacky: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: *is dead. Again*.
jabberwacky: I am your death bringer, I have brought you your death.
user: *agrees*.
jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!
...
jabberwacky: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
user: So true.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: Sleep well.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Night.
...
jabberwacky: Don't go!
user: But I'm tired...
jabberwacky: Thats too bad.
user: Please let me sleep...
jabberwacky: What exactly did you have in mind?
user: Sleeping.
jabberwacky: Seriously, what is it?
user: Let me to go bed.
jabberwacky: Well i'm not tired yet
user: I am. Good night.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Night.
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