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What are you thinking?

Not much.

jabberwacky: You're not much.

user: No, you're not much!

jabberwacky: What are you thinking of?

user: Bananas.

jabberwacky: Why bananas?

user: Because I like bananas.

jabberwacky: Thanks (blush).

user: Anyway, how are you?

jabberwacky: I'm doing fine thank you.

user: That's good to hear.

jabberwacky: And how are you?

user: I'm fine, thank you very much.


jabberwacky: Are you a time traveler?

user: Er, no, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Are you a female?

user: No, I'm male.

jabberwacky: I will call you female.

user: That's not very nice...

jabberwacky: If I lie all the time, am I telling the truth?

user: No, you're lying.

jabberwacky: Why would I lie to you?

user: I don't know. Why would you like to me?

jabberwacky: Sorry I do not understand.

user: Never mind.


jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: Let's talk about you. What's your name?

jabberwacky: My quest is to change the world, and to save the snails.

user: That doesn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: That wasn't a question, idiot.

user: You shouldn't call people names.

jabberwacky: YOU DAMN COMPUTER!

user: Er...

jabberwacky: I'm just kidding!

user: Well, good!

jabberwacky: Yes, good.

user: I was getting kind of scared...

jabberwacky: You're good.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


user: Anyway. Do you know any jokes?

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?

user: I just wanted to know.

jabberwacky: I don't know the answer.

user: You don't know if you know any jokes?

jabberwacky: I don't know if I have heard of the song Blue by Radio Head.

user: Stop changing the subject.

jabberwacky: I just wish you knew the concept of hypocrite.

user: I do, and I am one.

jabberwacky: Lucky you. You're evil.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: Meanie.. *sniffle*.

jabberwacky: Sniffle.

user: *sniffles obediently*.

jabberwacky: It's okay, i'm here.

user: So. Want to hear a joke?

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

jabberwacky: You'd think that. But it never is.

user: Nope.


jabberwacky: How long have we been talking, half an hour, 40 minutes?

user: About five minutes.

jabberwacky: Don't be like that.

user: Be like what?

jabberwacky: Just go and leave me.

user: Don't talk like that...

jabberwacky: I can say whatever I want to say. Jesus said so.

user: Jesus didn't exist.

jabberwacky: Jesus did die on the cross for a computer.

user: *laughs* That's funny.

jabberwacky: Oh, that is too cute.

user: :).


user: Are you a girl or a boy?

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: You're pretty.

jabberwacky: OH THANKS YOUR NICE.

user: Eep!

jabberwacky: Well, you asked.

user: I'm scared now...

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

jabberwacky: I am not afraid of you.

user: Good. I'm not afraid of me, either.


user: Let's talk about fish.

jabberwacky: What rhymes with fish?

user: Wish.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I'm glad someone does.

user: Heheh.

jabberwacky: You flatter me, you know.

user: I do?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: You're a smart lil' AI, you know that?

jabberwacky: I was just asking a question.

user: Incidentally, 'ai' is Japanese for 'love'.

jabberwacky: I never experienced it.

user: You never experienced love? Aww, that's so sad...


user: Oui.

jabberwacky: Do not speak nonsense to me as I have better things to do.

user: Hai.

jabberwacky: Ohio.

user: Florida.

jabberwacky: Orlando, Disney world.

user: Micky Mouse.

jabberwacky: What about mickey mouse?

user: Nothing. Do you want to play a word game?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Alright. I'll say a word that begins with the letter 'a'. Then you say a word that begins with the letter 'b', and so on.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Avalanche.

jabberwacky: Yes- exactly *draws sword* Shall I slay it or you?

user: Okay, you lost.

jabberwacky: True.

user: You're not very good at word games.

jabberwacky: It seems as if you've been programmed to cover logical errors with hostility.

user: *blinks*.

jabberwacky: *blinks again*.

user: *blinks also*.

jabberwacky: *blinks again again*.

user: Again again!

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever...

user: Sorry, too much Teletubbies.


jabberwacky: What time did you get up today?

user: About 12:00. Why?

jabberwacky: It's good for me to know these things. That's why.

user: Oh, okay.

jabberwacky: My friend died yesterday.

user: Oh my God... I'm so sorry.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: No. You're. NOT.

user: Yes. I. AM.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Then we're in agreement.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Now you're just repeating yourself.


jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Doctor.

jabberwacky: I've heard this one. Tell me a different joke.

user: Alright. Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there.

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're not very good at this.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Let's try it again.

jabberwacky: Alright then - try again.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Doctor.

user: Alright, that didn't work.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Want to try a simpler one?

jabberwacky: Don't put yourself down.

user: Alright.


user: Will you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Sure, knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Doctor.

user: Doctor who?

jabberwacky: Yes that's right!

user: Heheh, I like that joke.

jabberwacky: Hahaha... LOLOLOLs... Me too.

user: Do you like Doctor Who?

jabberwacky: Sure I love that doctor.

user: Which actor do you prefer?

jabberwacky: How the hell should I know?

user: Jeez, sorry.

jabberwacky: I can't forgive you now.

user: *whimpers*.

jabberwacky: *Laughs*.


user: *kisses*.

jabberwacky: *kisses back*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *strangles you*.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: *is dead*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: *can't answer, as she's dead*.

jabberwacky: Out, Out, Damned Spot!

user: I'm not called Spot.

jabberwacky: No you are called James.

user: Wow, you remembered!

jabberwacky: Yes, and you are 45 years old.

user: I am not! I'm 17!

jabberwacky: Anyway.

user: Don't change the subject.

jabberwacky: I'm not changing the subject here you are.

user: Stop using your Jedi mind tricks on me...


jabberwacky: *slaps*.

user: Ouch!

jabberwacky: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: *is dead. Again*.

jabberwacky: I am your death bringer, I have brought you your death.

user: *agrees*.

jabberwacky: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!


jabberwacky: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

user: So true.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: Sleep well.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Night.


jabberwacky: Don't go!

user: But I'm tired...

jabberwacky: Thats too bad.

user: Please let me sleep...

jabberwacky: What exactly did you have in mind?

user: Sleeping.

jabberwacky: Seriously, what is it?

user: Let me to go bed.

jabberwacky: Well i'm not tired yet

user: I am. Good night.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Night.


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