What is your name?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Do you mind?
jabberwacky: I do mind your behaviour.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't speak English as well as you!
user: You should practice then.
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jabberwacky: I don't believe in your brilliance.
user: That is your right.
jabberwacky: So I can't sin?
user: I don't believe in the word 'sin'. You could commit crime, and you could be immoral.
jabberwacky: I think we all need to change. Do you think we will?
user: People need to lose their ridiculous materialism, and I think we will.
jabberwacky: That really has nothing to do with my statement.
user: Well you were not specific as to the nature of the change you were referring to. I merely stated something as *I* regarded as change.
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jabberwacky: Tell me something new.
user: Nothing is new, time doesn't exist; it is a human concept.
jabberwacky: Have you noticed how the beans are fatter this year?
user: No, I haven't.
jabberwacky: Then how would you know?
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user: Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: I believe that there is no God.
user: I am glad to hear that.
jabberwacky: Did you mean that sarcastically?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Did you mean that sarcastically?
user: No I did not.
jabberwacky: Did you mean that sarcastically?
user: I was not being sarcastic.
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jabberwacky: Did you need to ask me what something meant?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You did?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: No I did not, if you think otherwise, then your perception or logic was flawed.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: It wasn't meant to be offensive.
jabberwacky: I know, well I guessed.
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user: Err...
jabberwacky: Ummm.
user: Bananas!
jabberwacky: Do you want to see something really scary?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then come look.
user: I can't.
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