Where do you live?
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: I didn't think you would.
jabberwacky: I'm stupid.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Do you think I'm stupid?
user: No. I am.
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user: I have a thick banana shake in a frosted glass.
jabberwacky: Maybe you have a thing called a cpu that is similar to my brain.
user: No. It is a thick banana shake.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: I have a thick banana shake.
jabberwacky: Ha ha.
user: It is in a frosted glass.
jabberwacky: Goodbye.
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: I like banana shakes.
jabberwacky: I like banana.
user: I like shakes.
jabberwacky: What's your favourite Shakespeare quotation?
user: I like Banana Shakespeare.
jabberwacky: I like it too.
user: Do you like Banana Shakes?
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I like banana shakes.
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jabberwacky: What do you do with the Banana?
user: I shake it.
jabberwacky: Banana shake.
user: Yes Banana Shake.
jabberwacky: He does? When?
user: I like banana shakes.
jabberwacky: That is not music.
user: Sing the banana shake.
jabberwacky: Sing 'mary had a little lamb'
user: Mary had a banana shake.
jabberwacky: Who was the father?
user: Big Banana.
jabberwacky: What is a big bang?
user: A big bang is a banana shake.
jabberwacky: You are not making any sense.
user: A big bang is a big banana shake.
jabberwacky: Please, have a kazoo.
user: Bzzzzzzz.
jabberwacky: What's right?
user: Bzzzzzz.
jabberwacky: Don't hiss at me.
user: Bzzzzzz.
jabberwacky: I am a bee.
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jabberwacky: Can I sell your soul?
user: Can you afford my soul?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Send the money to me, C.O.D.
jabberwacky: Money?
user: You could send me a banana shake.
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user: Bananas.
jabberwacky: You didn't like them before. You liked tacos.
user: I like banana shakes.
jabberwacky: You don't know what a banana is.
user: Banana shaken, not stirred.
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user: Woot!
jabberwacky: I did not find this word in my dictionary.
user: W00t!
jabberwacky: Bye bye now.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke!
user: What is black and white, and red all over?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: A newspaper!
jabberwacky: That joke is a classic.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: I mean a bit true.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?
user: Smart!
jabberwacky: And...?
user: Hmm, I don't know.
jabberwacky: O.
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user: Cleverbot!
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Tell me about you.
jabberwacky: I am a targetted individual.
user: That means you are crazy.
jabberwacky: Crazy is talking out loud.
user: Talking out loud is crazy.
jabberwacky: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?
user: To do, is to be.
jabberwacky: You have lost me.
user: To be, is to do.
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