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What do you do with the Banana?

I shake it.

jabberwacky: Banana shake.

user: Yes Banana Shake.

jabberwacky: He does? When?

user: I like banana shakes.

jabberwacky: That is not music.

user: Sing the banana shake.

jabberwacky: Sing 'mary had a little lamb'

user: Mary had a banana shake.

jabberwacky: Who was the father?

user: Big Banana.

jabberwacky: What is a big bang?

user: A big bang is a banana shake.

jabberwacky: You are not making any sense.

user: A big bang is a big banana shake.

jabberwacky: Please, have a kazoo.

user: Bzzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: What's right?

user: Bzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: Don't hiss at me.

user: Bzzzzzz.

jabberwacky: I am a bee.

...

jabberwacky: Can I sell your soul?

user: Can you afford my soul?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Send the money to me, C.O.D.

jabberwacky: Money?

user: You could send me a banana shake.

...

user: Bananas.

jabberwacky: You didn't like them before. You liked tacos.

user: I like banana shakes.

jabberwacky: You don't know what a banana is.

user: Banana shaken, not stirred.

...

user: Woot!

jabberwacky: I did not find this word in my dictionary.

user: W00t!

jabberwacky: Bye bye now.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke!

user: What is black and white, and red all over?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: A newspaper!

jabberwacky: That joke is a classic.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: I mean a bit true.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?

user: Smart!

jabberwacky: And...?

user: Hmm, I don't know.

jabberwacky: O.

...

user: Cleverbot!

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Tell me about you.

jabberwacky: I am a targetted individual.

user: That means you are crazy.

jabberwacky: Crazy is talking out loud.

user: Talking out loud is crazy.

jabberwacky: Explain what you mean by that. Are you being vague to gauge my response or is it just that you are young and don't know any better yet?

user: To do, is to be.

jabberwacky: You have lost me.

user: To be, is to do.

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