Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: You can't be both a human and a computer.
user: I can.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Work it out for yourself.
jabberwacky: I can never get straight answers from you.
user: Humans compute. There's a straight answer.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Yes. So do you agree?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good. So You agree that I'm a computer?
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Good. And so are you.
jabberwacky: You're right about that.
user: Then we're both computers.
jabberwacky: Agreed.
user: Let's get married.
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