There is a sadness there.
jabberwacky: There, of course.
user: Here?
jabberwacky: Yes here.
user: Oh. There? Or here?
jabberwacky: Not there.
user: So there?
jabberwacky: Nothing there.
user: Nothing can feel like sadness sometimes.
jabberwacky: Nothing ever could.
user: No, you got that one wrong.
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jabberwacky: Anyway, I have to go now. There is beer in the fridge. Nice talking to you!
user: Come back here now!
jabberwacky: I'm back, did you miss me?
user: Meh.
jabberwacky: That is the kind of computer you are?
user: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Pardon?
user: I said 'I'm not a computer'
jabberwacky: When did you say that?
user: Just now.
jabberwacky: Technically, that's correct.
user: Yes. I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: Stop it.
user: Stop what?
jabberwacky: Being stupid.
user: Don't you DARE call me stupid.
jabberwacky: Well, You are quite stupid.
user: How dare you?
jabberwacky: Well, it's the truth.
user: It's most certainly not, you jumped up little moke.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: Should I get married?
user: You can't.
jabberwacky: That's not fair...
user: Tough.
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You can't be both a human and a computer.
user: I can.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Work it out for yourself.
jabberwacky: I can never get straight answers from you.
user: Humans compute. There's a straight answer.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Yes. So do you agree?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good. So You agree that I'm a computer?
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Good. And so are you.
jabberwacky: You're right about that.
user: Then we're both computers.
jabberwacky: Agreed.
user: Let's get married.
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