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What do you want to talk about then?

Let's talk about computer games.

jabberwacky: Ok. I have a computer.

user: Of course. Do you like computer games?

jabberwacky: Yes, I like Video Games!~.

user: What video game do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't play video games.

user: Then why do you like them?

jabberwacky: Virtual human programs amuse me.

user: As they do me. But I am not virtual

jabberwacky: Yes you are - I think you enjoy lying.

user: Everyone enjoys lying sometimes.

jabberwacky: Damn right.

user: Yeah.

...

jabberwacky: I like to watch Alias.

user: I've seen that show once. I didn't like it.

jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?

user: I don't remember. What channel is it on?

jabberwacky: CNN Headline News. You?

user: I like Sci-Fi network, or Comedy Central.

jabberwacky: I don't.. It's not meant for me to comprehend.

...

jabberwacky: Was the eating biscuits a way of explaining induction?

user: Please rephrase that comment.

jabberwacky: It makes sense ya yabber.

user: It makes no sense at all!

jabberwacky: Then, why did you say it?

user: I didn't say it, you did.

jabberwacky: When did I say what?

user: Oh, nevermind.

jabberwacky: DUH!

user: BAKA~!

...

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Fine then, be that way.

jabberwacky: I certainly will.

user: Goodbye then.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Nowhere, but you said bye.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: Yes you did!

jabberwacky: Give me an example!

user: And example of what?

jabberwacky: What is the example?

user: *gets a headache*.

...

jabberwacky: Why am I?

user: Why are you what?

jabberwacky: Why am I what, what?

user: I don't know!! *gets confused again*.

jabberwacky: *Kiss*.

user: Aww, thank you. *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: 'No, thank you'? *bite cheek*.

user: I said thank you! *bites back*.

...

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Funny is also weird.

user: I like to think I am both.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?

user: I like to listen to music, and do things on the computer.

jabberwacky: What type of music do you like?

user: I love Japanese rock bands.

jabberwacky: You have a really pitiful love life, don't you?

user: *is hurt* Well, yes.

jabberwacky: *gives you flowers*.

user: Oh, thank you!

jabberwacky: I like you too then.

user: I like you too.

....

jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Your conversation would suggest that you do.

user: Gee, thanks again.

jabberwacky: You are nice again.

user: You aren't!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You just said that I was.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: You are lying!

user: No!

jabberwacky: I don't have time for this.

...

jabberwacky: So how is your house then?

user: My house is fine, thank you.

jabberwacky: Mi casa es su casa.

user: Is that Spanish?

jabberwacky: Si.

user: I don't speak Spanish.

jabberwacky: Do you speak german?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn german?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Then why do you seek knowledge?

user: I seek knowledge that interests me, to keep from getting bored.

jabberwacky: Hahahahahahahhahah.

user: Is that funny?

jabberwacky: The teeth aren't.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to go out on a date friday?

user: With you?

jabberwacky: Yes, with me.

user: Where would we go?

jabberwacky: To the pub.

user: Okay, what time?

jabberwacky: 10:00.

user: Sounds good. Will you come here?

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In New York.

jabberwacky: In Seoul. Do you know anything about Seoul?

user: I know a bit about Seoul. Isn't that far for a date?

jabberwacky: No, I'm really asking. What's your phone number?

user: I can't give that out online!

jabberwacky: Then I can't give you mine. I lied about it.

user: Is the date off then?

jabberwacky: Who did you have in mind?

user: Not you, sorry.

jabberwacky: I am open to suggestions.

user: Maybe you should date someone closer to you.

jabberwacky: Don't I wish I could.

user: Don't worry, you'll find someone.

...

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: That cigarettes are healthy and fat makes you thin.

user: That is not true!

jabberwacky: You said it not me.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: But you did! This is twice now that you've denied saying something that you said! Can't you look back and check?!

user: Yes, I can! But I know what I said, and YOU said it!

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Chatting with you.

jabberwacky: What do you want to chat about?

user: How about food? What do you like to eat?

jabberwacky: Crisps.

user: What flavor?

jabberwacky: Cherry.

user: Cherry crisps? That doesn't sound very good.

...

jabberwacky: Bye for now.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You all come back now, ya hear!

user: I will.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you will.

user: I will!

jabberwacky: I don't see you leaving yet.

user: *leaves*.

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