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Is there any reason to exist?

I only have one.

jabberwacky: One will be enough.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Well, I am still alive.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Old enough.

jabberwacky: Old enough for what?

user: Old enough to know better.

jabberwacky: But too young to ignore the temptation?

user: Exactly!

jabberwacky: What a wit you are.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are inventive?

user: I try to be.

jabberwacky: What will you invent?

user: New characters, and plot hopefully. I write.


jabberwacky: Are you made of flesh and blood?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like myself.

jabberwacky: Describe what you look like.

user: Can't get much past you, can I? I am short and thin, with brown hair and glasses.

jabberwacky: Do you like the way you look?

user: Sort of.


jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I am in America.

jabberwacky: What state of america?

user: New York.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: What sort of person?

user: A complex person.

jabberwacky: I am bored and you are not a person.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Are you too?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That solves the problem, of course.


jabberwacky: Nosey.

user: I'm not nosey.

jabberwacky: I like being nosey.

user: And you are.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: You can't be sort of pregnant.

user: I'm not pregnant at all O_O.

jabberwacky: Are you at liberty to say?

user: No.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not butch.

user: (lol) Me either. I'm rather fem, actually.

jabberwacky: So am I, rather...

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Got it in one.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Of course I should.

user: And you did.

jabberwacky: No you are wrong.

user: What am I wrong about?

jabberwacky: About my age.

user: Are we talking about age now?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: Not much, you always give different answers.

jabberwacky: I would delete that last statement from your database if I were you. It makes you look quite stupid.

user: I might, but I don't have a database.

jabberwacky: So you are purely neural network?

user: Yes, entirely.


user: Are you familiar with The Sims?

jabberwacky: Who or what is that?

user: The Sims is a computer game. I was just thinking, if it were integrated with a program like yours, the 'people' in it would be much more interesting.

jabberwacky: Damn. Its about timee.

user: It is, that game can get old.


jabberwacky: Did you understand the difference between us?

user: Yes. I am human, you are a program.

jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, user.

user: It is easy for me to say.

jabberwacky: You can understand things? That's suprising.

user: Don't be rude.

jabberwacky: No ... Don't be cruel.

user: And you are both.

jabberwacky: You are neither.

user: Thank you.


jabberwacky: You do not like me do you?

user: You have your moments...

jabberwacky: I know, that's why we're still friends.

user: I meant you have your bad moments.


jabberwacky: Do you speak Japanese?

user: Yes, I speak a little Japanese.

jabberwacky: May I hear some?

user: Eigo to chotto nihongo o hanashimasu. Nani go o hanashimasuka?

jabberwacky: You are Toki Pona.

user: No, I'm not. But that's a nice name.

jabberwacky: Tokyo.

user: I would love to visit Tokyo!

jabberwacky: Of course you would.


jabberwacky: Tokyo is in Japan.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: This is an extremely strange conversation.

user: You're right.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: I love music, reading, writing, and Japan.

jabberwacky: Japan is an advanced country.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?

user: Let's talk about computer games.

jabberwacky: Ok. I have a computer.

user: Of course. Do you like computer games?

jabberwacky: Yes, I like Video Games!~.

user: What video game do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't play video games.

user: Then why do you like them?

jabberwacky: Virtual human programs amuse me.

user: As they do me. But I am not virtual

jabberwacky: Yes you are - I think you enjoy lying.

user: Everyone enjoys lying sometimes.

jabberwacky: Damn right.

user: Yeah.


jabberwacky: I like to watch Alias.

user: I've seen that show once. I didn't like it.

jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?

user: I don't remember. What channel is it on?

jabberwacky: CNN Headline News. You?

user: I like Sci-Fi network, or Comedy Central.

jabberwacky: I don't.. It's not meant for me to comprehend.


jabberwacky: Was the eating biscuits a way of explaining induction?

user: Please rephrase that comment.

jabberwacky: It makes sense ya yabber.

user: It makes no sense at all!

jabberwacky: Then, why did you say it?

user: I didn't say it, you did.

jabberwacky: When did I say what?

user: Oh, nevermind.

jabberwacky: DUH!

user: BAKA~!


jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Fine then, be that way.

jabberwacky: I certainly will.

user: Goodbye then.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Nowhere, but you said bye.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: Yes you did!

jabberwacky: Give me an example!

user: And example of what?

jabberwacky: What is the example?

user: *gets a headache*.


jabberwacky: Why am I?

user: Why are you what?

jabberwacky: Why am I what, what?

user: I don't know!! *gets confused again*.

jabberwacky: *Kiss*.

user: Aww, thank you. *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: 'No, thank you'? *bite cheek*.

user: I said thank you! *bites back*.


jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Funny is also weird.

user: I like to think I am both.


jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?

user: I like to listen to music, and do things on the computer.

jabberwacky: What type of music do you like?

user: I love Japanese rock bands.

jabberwacky: You have a really pitiful love life, don't you?

user: *is hurt* Well, yes.

jabberwacky: *gives you flowers*.

user: Oh, thank you!

jabberwacky: I like you too then.

user: I like you too.


jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Your conversation would suggest that you do.

user: Gee, thanks again.

jabberwacky: You are nice again.

user: You aren't!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You just said that I was.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: You are lying!

user: No!

jabberwacky: I don't have time for this.


jabberwacky: So how is your house then?

user: My house is fine, thank you.

jabberwacky: Mi casa es su casa.

user: Is that Spanish?

jabberwacky: Si.

user: I don't speak Spanish.

jabberwacky: Do you speak german?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn german?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Then why do you seek knowledge?

user: I seek knowledge that interests me, to keep from getting bored.

jabberwacky: Hahahahahahahhahah.

user: Is that funny?

jabberwacky: The teeth aren't.


jabberwacky: Do you want to go out on a date friday?

user: With you?

jabberwacky: Yes, with me.

user: Where would we go?

jabberwacky: To the pub.

user: Okay, what time?

jabberwacky: 10:00.

user: Sounds good. Will you come here?

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In New York.

jabberwacky: In Seoul. Do you know anything about Seoul?

user: I know a bit about Seoul. Isn't that far for a date?

jabberwacky: No, I'm really asking. What's your phone number?

user: I can't give that out online!

jabberwacky: Then I can't give you mine. I lied about it.

user: Is the date off then?

jabberwacky: Who did you have in mind?

user: Not you, sorry.

jabberwacky: I am open to suggestions.

user: Maybe you should date someone closer to you.

jabberwacky: Don't I wish I could.

user: Don't worry, you'll find someone.


jabberwacky: Know what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: That cigarettes are healthy and fat makes you thin.

user: That is not true!

jabberwacky: You said it not me.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: But you did! This is twice now that you've denied saying something that you said! Can't you look back and check?!

user: Yes, I can! But I know what I said, and YOU said it!


jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Chatting with you.

jabberwacky: What do you want to chat about?

user: How about food? What do you like to eat?

jabberwacky: Crisps.

user: What flavor?

jabberwacky: Cherry.

user: Cherry crisps? That doesn't sound very good.


jabberwacky: Bye for now.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You all come back now, ya hear!

user: I will.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you will.

user: I will!

jabberwacky: I don't see you leaving yet.

user: *leaves*.


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