Then why don't you want to be friends?

I DO.

jabberwacky: Obviously you don't or you would not have agreed with me.

user: Would you rather be enemies?

jabberwacky: I'd rather watch tv.

user: I am watching TV.

jabberwacky: Anything good on TV?

user: No. It's 10.50pm.

jabberwacky: There we go. Thank you.

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