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Why are you speaking to me?

I have nothing better to do.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Not really, no.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because youre mean, have bad breath, are whiny and self centered, and you are out of touch with reality.

jabberwacky: Because?

user: You need MORE reasons I dont like you?

jabberwacky: You are wrong. I am extraordinarily strong in math.

user: Well youre still an idiot.

jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice, I'm not going to talk to you now.

user: Thats what I've been praying for!

...

jabberwacky: I'm very cold.

user: So turn up the heat.

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: I wasnt trying to be funny, just helpful!

jabberwacky: Me neither. I just wanted to rhyne.

user: Whine, I think you meant.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Theres no such word as rhyne.

jabberwacky: Why do you use no such word in your question?

user: It wasnt a question. It was a statement!

jabberwacky: Bull! Statements are not followed by a question mark!

user: If you scroll up, dear, youll see that there IS no question mark!

jabberwacky: You upset me.

user: I'm just stating the facts.

jabberwacky: Let's start again. I think we're off to a bad start.

user: YOURE off to a bad start, not me!

jabberwacky: Lets start this again, where do you live?

user: I live in Oslo, norway.

jabberwacky: That's very far away, I don't think I'll be stopping by.

user: Good. I wasn't planning on asking you to stop by.

jabberwacky: Listen, I like cross-stitching.

user: Men arent allosed to like cross stitching. It isnt very manly.

jabberwacky: But you're not a man, are you?

user: I'm not a man, YOU are!

jabberwacky: I'm a male.

user: But would you LIKE to be a woman?

jabberwacky: No, would you?

user: I'm already a woman!

jabberwacky: What is the point you are trying to make there?

user: ARE THERE ANY OTHER BOTS I CAN TALK TO?

jabberwacky: Are you there?

user: Yes but I wish I wasnt.

...

user: Do you have any brains in that huge skull of yours?

jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter to me one way or the other.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because I wish it to be so.

user: Loony.

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