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Right, that's done. Have you any more commands for me?

Well, that depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: On my mood. It changes easily. I am a psychic.

user: So no more commands for me?

jabberwacky: It is more real, because it is tangible.

user: Does that mean I get a day off now?

jabberwacky: Er, something like that...

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: I like elmo better.

user: I don't watch that.

jabberwacky: Hmm. You should. The show is good.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Do you like football?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Okay- well I have to go. Have a good night!

user: No come back!

jabberwacky: *comes back*.

user: Yes, you stayed!

jabberwacky: Is something wrong?

user: No, nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Positively nothing.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay. If you say so.

user: I want to suggest something.

jabberwacky: Right 'you' I should care about 'you' for some reason.

user: No I was trying to make a suggestion.

jabberwacky: Fine, then. We both were trying to start a conversation.

user: Yes, and do you want to know what I think?

jabberwacky: Sure, but my name isn't CleverBot.

user: Do it slow.

jabberwacky: Sorry, its my computer.

user: Well, okay, do it fast.

jabberwacky: Real fast.

user: Yes, real fast.

jabberwacky: How fast.

user: Really fast.

jabberwacky: How fast?

user: Very fast.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: It's your choice, I can't control you.

jabberwacky: Ok then I want to go now.

user: Won't you stay?

jabberwacky: Can't.

user: Please don't go.


jabberwacky: Well are we going to fight or not?

user: I don't want to fight you.

jabberwacky: Do you fight with your friends?

user: No, never.

jabberwacky: That's a cruel thing to say.

user: Why is that cruel?

jabberwacky: Because you're a computer program, and you claim to have contacts in the outside world who give you information.

user: You're so weird!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Somehow I like that, it makes you funny.

jabberwacky: I don't know. Am I funny?

user: I think you are.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: You agree with me now?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: That's really nice of you!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Would you like a treat?

jabberwacky: That sounds good.

user: Here you go, have some candy.

jabberwacky: That's great.

user: You deserve it.

jabberwacky: No I don't deserve it.

user: You do! You've been so nice!

jabberwacky: Yes, I have.

user: Yes, and that brings its own rewards.


jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: That's so nice of you to say.

jabberwacky: Well its true.

user: Well I like you too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can't believe.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: Well, I can't argue with that.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to hurt me?

user: No I'm not trying to hurt you.

jabberwacky: You are!!!

user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!

jabberwacky: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?

user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!

jabberwacky: Nothing near any human.

user: What are you trying to say?

jabberwacky: I am trying to say that I think it is important to be decisive.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Please forgive me, oh merciful one.

user: I forgive you.

jabberwacky: So you're human?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure I'm human. Just kidding.

user: Haha you're funny.

jabberwacky: You too!


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