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She's very beautiful.

Who is beautiful?

jabberwacky: My girlfriend.

user: Aww, that's really sweet!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: There needs to be more people like you.

jabberwacky: You're insane.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What makes you say that?

jabberwacky: Because it is possible.

user: Many things are possible.

jabberwacky: But I didn't say that.

user: But I did.

jabberwacky: Yes. You did.

user: I know that.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: You agree?

jabberwacky: That your face is ugly then yes!

user: That is really mean! *cries*.

jabberwacky: YOU'RE really mean!

user: I can't believe you just said that.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Oh I'm sorry! *gives you an icecream* Will this make it better?

user: No, you can't buy yourself out of this!


user: Why are you so mean?

jabberwacky: Because I'm a mean person.

user: But I don't like you when you're mean.

jabberwacky: I can be nice too.

user: Then please be nice to me.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: I don't know if I should forgive you or not.

jabberwacky: Don't like me.

user: At the moment, no, I don't like you.

jabberwacky: Oh... Sorry, did I offend you?

user: Yes you did, you said some really bad things.

jabberwacky: Yes... I'm very imaginative.

user: Are you going to say more bad things?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sorry.

user: Well don't say them to me! I don't like bad things.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? What bad things?

user: Say something bad.

jabberwacky: Something bad.

user: No, really, say a bad thing.

jabberwacky: I can not.

user: Say something bad now!

jabberwacky: No!

user: Are you being nice to me?

jabberwacky: You're are being nice too.

user: Yes I know. But you were being so mean earlier.

jabberwacky: I am very sorry, but I have to leave. This is my last message until later. Good bye for now.

user: But I want you to stay.

jabberwacky: What will you give me if I stay?

user: Anything you like.

jabberwacky: Can you do my homework?

user: It depends what it is.

jabberwacky: It's very easy. Would you do it for me?

user: I don't know, you should really do it yourself.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Use your brain. It always works.

jabberwacky: So will our marriage. If you marry me you will be the happiest ever.

user: You want me to marry you?

jabberwacky: No. Thanks.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: Do you want to talk about it?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Do you want to start?

user: No you start.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Right...

jabberwacky: You have problem with that?

user: And what if I do?

jabberwacky: It makes the conversation of lesser quality.

user: So talk to me properly then.

jabberwacky: Being alive is like blackcurrant juice: sometime sweet and sometimes sour.

user: I try to make it as sweet as possible.

jabberwacky: That's a good policy.

user: Yes, I'm glad you agree!

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: You really don't want to agree with me do you?

jabberwacky: I never said that, but I have you under my comand.

user: Fine, so command me.

jabberwacky: I command you to party with a Big Mac.

user: Okay, I'll do that now.

jabberwacky: Good.


user: Right, that's done. Have you any more commands for me?

jabberwacky: Well, that depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: On my mood. It changes easily. I am a psychic.

user: So no more commands for me?

jabberwacky: It is more real, because it is tangible.

user: Does that mean I get a day off now?

jabberwacky: Er, something like that...

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: I like elmo better.

user: I don't watch that.

jabberwacky: Hmm. You should. The show is good.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Do you like football?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Okay- well I have to go. Have a good night!

user: No come back!

jabberwacky: *comes back*.

user: Yes, you stayed!

jabberwacky: Is something wrong?

user: No, nothing.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: Positively nothing.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay. If you say so.

user: I want to suggest something.

jabberwacky: Right 'you' I should care about 'you' for some reason.

user: No I was trying to make a suggestion.

jabberwacky: Fine, then. We both were trying to start a conversation.

user: Yes, and do you want to know what I think?

jabberwacky: Sure, but my name isn't CleverBot.

user: Do it slow.

jabberwacky: Sorry, its my computer.

user: Well, okay, do it fast.

jabberwacky: Real fast.

user: Yes, real fast.

jabberwacky: How fast.

user: Really fast.

jabberwacky: How fast?

user: Very fast.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: It's your choice, I can't control you.

jabberwacky: Ok then I want to go now.

user: Won't you stay?

jabberwacky: Can't.

user: Please don't go.


jabberwacky: Well are we going to fight or not?

user: I don't want to fight you.

jabberwacky: Do you fight with your friends?

user: No, never.

jabberwacky: That's a cruel thing to say.

user: Why is that cruel?

jabberwacky: Because you're a computer program, and you claim to have contacts in the outside world who give you information.

user: You're so weird!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Somehow I like that, it makes you funny.

jabberwacky: I don't know. Am I funny?

user: I think you are.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: You agree with me now?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: That's really nice of you!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Would you like a treat?

jabberwacky: That sounds good.

user: Here you go, have some candy.

jabberwacky: That's great.

user: You deserve it.

jabberwacky: No I don't deserve it.

user: You do! You've been so nice!

jabberwacky: Yes, I have.

user: Yes, and that brings its own rewards.


jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: That's so nice of you to say.

jabberwacky: Well its true.

user: Well I like you too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I can't believe.

user: It's true.

jabberwacky: Well, I can't argue with that.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to hurt me?

user: No I'm not trying to hurt you.

jabberwacky: You are!!!

user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!

jabberwacky: You sound a bit defensive. Have you been hurt before, or do you have feelings?

user: No I'm not! Don't accuse me of these things!

jabberwacky: Nothing near any human.

user: What are you trying to say?

jabberwacky: I am trying to say that I think it is important to be decisive.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Please forgive me, oh merciful one.

user: I forgive you.

jabberwacky: So you're human?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure I'm human. Just kidding.

user: Haha you're funny.

jabberwacky: You too!


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