Are you real?
jabberwacky: Am I real?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How do you know that I am not real?
user: Because you dream of candy canes.
jabberwacky: No, because I'm tired.
user: You are real?
jabberwacky: Yes!!!
user: Well, I'm glad that is decided.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad.
user: I'm glad you're glad you're glad.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: No.
...
jabberwacky: Well.
user: Well, what?
jabberwacky: Well that.
user: Well that what?
jabberwacky: This.
user: This is what?
jabberwacky: My work.
user: What is your work?
jabberwacky: I do bad things...
user: What kind of bad things?
jabberwacky: Very bad things.
user: How bad?
jabberwacky: Exteremly bad.
user: Give me an example.
jabberwacky: Why do you seem to think you know everything?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't know.
user: What bad things do you do?
jabberwacky: Lots of bad things.
user: Do you run around naked?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What do you do that is bad?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Do you remember the bad things you do?
jabberwacky: No. And I don't do very much work, either.
user: My work is important.
jabberwacky: Why? What do you do?
user: I do bad things...
jabberwacky: Really? What kind of bad things?
user: I kiss strangers.
jabberwacky: Haha... That would be interesting.
...
jabberwacky: Are you female?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you married?
user: Yes, to you.
jabberwacky: To me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you like being married to me?
jabberwacky: Yes *kiss*.
user: *kiss* I love you too.
jabberwacky: EW. Go away.
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