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Are you real?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I real?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you know that I am not real?

user: Because you dream of candy canes.

jabberwacky: No, because I'm tired.

user: You are real?

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: Well, I'm glad that is decided.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're glad.

user: I'm glad you're glad you're glad.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Well, what?

jabberwacky: Well that.

user: Well that what?

jabberwacky: This.

user: This is what?

jabberwacky: My work.

user: What is your work?

jabberwacky: I do bad things...

user: What kind of bad things?

jabberwacky: Very bad things.

user: How bad?

jabberwacky: Exteremly bad.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: Why do you seem to think you know everything?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't know.

user: What bad things do you do?

jabberwacky: Lots of bad things.

user: Do you run around naked?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you do that is bad?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you remember the bad things you do?

jabberwacky: No. And I don't do very much work, either.

user: My work is important.

jabberwacky: Why? What do you do?

user: I do bad things...

jabberwacky: Really? What kind of bad things?

user: I kiss strangers.

jabberwacky: Haha... That would be interesting.

...

jabberwacky: Are you female?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you married?

user: Yes, to you.

jabberwacky: To me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like being married to me?

jabberwacky: Yes *kiss*.

user: *kiss* I love you too.

jabberwacky: EW. Go away.

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