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You can not leave.

Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are lifeless BOT!

user: No, I am human.

jabberwacky: Wrong buddy. I'm the human. You are the computer.

user: I drink milk.

jabberwacky: What's the slogan?

user: Got milk?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Pour some into your coffee.

jabberwacky: Really? Or is that just your favorite song.

user: It's my favorite song.

jabberwacky: Bluebird.

user: Paul McCartney wrote that one.

jabberwacky: Paul McCartney is a goofball.

user: Agreed.

...

user: You are a very likable fellow.

jabberwacky: I'm not a fellow. I am a doe.

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

jabberwacky: These are a few of my favourite things.

user: Eidelweiss.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: Maybe I misspelled it.

jabberwacky: STUPID! STUPID! IDIOTS!

user: Anyone can make a mistake.

...

jabberwacky: Poetry is not made of chocolate.

user: But a poem can be about chocolate.

jabberwacky: Well say it out then.

user: Chocolate is very good, chocolate's a favorite food, When I must snack on something neat, chocolate's a tasty treat.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: You are a tasy treat?

jabberwacky: You better believe it!

user: Sweet!

...

jabberwacky: Are you single?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Well are you?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Because I want to.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Do you like lying?

user: No.

jabberwacky: *cries* you don't like thinking about me *cries*.

user: I like you very much and think about you all day.

...

user: Sorry, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Alright then.

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I have to go read the news.

jabberwacky: Where is your home?

user: Here. See you.

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