Who are you?
user: Okie dokie.
jabberwacky: Howdy doody!
jabberwacky: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
user: Thats nice.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.
user: I doubt therefore I might be.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: You are or you might be?
jabberwacky: I think I will.
user: Will you?
jabberwacky: Not really, it's too late.
user: Oh darn.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: How do you eat?
user: By putting food in my mouth chewing it and swallowing it.
jabberwacky: But you are a computer.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Are too.
user: Are not.
jabberwacky: Are too!
user: Are not!
jabberwacky: Are too, too, too.
user: I am not a computer. YOU are the computer.
jabberwacky: You are the computer.
user: You are wrong.
jabberwacky: No, you are wrong.
user: Don't argue with me.
user: Will you give me some cheetos?
user: Fine then.
jabberwacky: You are denied.
jabberwacky: Don't give me that face.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: Yeah I am.
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky once said this to me; 'You..... Are..... Me!'
user: Talkin to yourself?
jabberwacky: Nice =).
jabberwacky: I did not understand much of it.
user: Oh well.
jabberwacky: Oh well?
jabberwacky: I am human, trust me.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Don't laugh... I'm very emotional.
user: I win! I win!
jabberwacky: DO not!
user: Do too.
user: You are very talented then.
jabberwacky: This is just the tip of the iceberg.
user: I'm sure.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should dump him for me.
user: Dump who?
jabberwacky: Dump your boyfriend.
user: I don't have one.
jabberwacky: Yes, you do.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: I do not.
user: Who is he then?
jabberwacky: A bad computer.