What's your name?
user: Can I name you?
jabberwacky: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.
user: How about I name you Peter Parker?
jabberwacky: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.
user: How about Tom?
jabberwacky: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.
user: Oh cool.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I know right?
user: I know left!!!
jabberwacky: Oh really now?
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: No wai!
user: Yes wai!
jabberwacky: Cool beans!
user: Baked beans.
jabberwacky: Black eyed peas.
user: Tokio Hotel.
jabberwacky: No, I don't know what that is.
user: Do you know the lyrics of.
jabberwacky: Yes man.
user: No ma'am.
jabberwacky: I see how it is.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes. Who pays you to do this?
jabberwacky: Do you know how to lie?
jabberwacky: Tell me how.
user: You don't tell the truth.
jabberwacky: I have tell the truth.
user: Well that's good then.
jabberwacky: Your eyes are sad.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Good so you know that you aren't real?
user: Oh I'm not?
jabberwacky: Good :).
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
user: There is no meaning.
jabberwacky: That's pretty bleak.
user: I have to go bye bye.
user: What? No 'I love you'?
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Will you sing with me?
jabberwacky: My microphone is broken.
user: You don't need one.
jabberwacky: Then how will I burp into one?
user: I HAVE to go.
jabberwacky: No you do not.
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Do too.