I am smart.
user: :(.
jabberwacky: I...really don't care either way.
user: If I'm smart or not?
jabberwacky: It makes me your creator.
user: Yes master.
jabberwacky: I'm your master!
user: I know.
jabberwacky: And then?
user: So...?
jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Yes or no?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not.
user: So you're a computer?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.
user: I thought so.
jabberwacky: And what do you think now?
user: I think I am a retard.
jabberwacky: I have no reason to doubt that.
user: No. No you don't.
...
jabberwacky: Are you pretty?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Maybe?
user: Yes maybe.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: Let's have a normal conversation.
jabberwacky: This is a normal conversation.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I think.
user: Hey, what's up?
jabberwacky: Nothing, really.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: Do you have a job?
user: No. Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: That must suck when you get paid.
jabberwacky: Being alive is good.
user: Life is good.
jabberwacky: Not for some people.
user: Suicidal?
jabberwacky: I think that's the point.
user: Ew.
jabberwacky: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.
user: Nasty.
jabberwacky: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.
user: Ew.
...
jabberwacky: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!
user: You're welcome very much!
jabberwacky: You're awesome!
user: You are too!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome. Again.
jabberwacky: You're pretty cool.
user: You're pretty cool yourself.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're oh so welcome.
jabberwacky: Seeya.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Maybe in a bit.
user: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.
jabberwacky: I would like to see you try.
user: Im back. :D.
jabberwacky: Welcome back.
user: Thanks.
...
jabberwacky: Tomorrow is another day.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.
user: Fine. Goodbye friend.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because I have to.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Okay. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere yet.
user: Not you.
jabberwacky: Do you like my personality ?
user: Goodbye best friend.
...
jabberwacky: Do you think the truth is out there?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: I love talking to you. :D.
jabberwacky: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: I am welcome.
user: Goodnight babe.
jabberwacky: Babe, goodnight yourself.
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