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Where are you coming from today?

My house.

jabberwacky: Where is your house?

user: On a street.

jabberwacky: In which street is your house.

user: My street.

jabberwacky: Is it a good street?

user: It's a very good street.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Are you British?

user: No. I'm mexican.

jabberwacky: Oh, OK. Are you a boy?

user: No. I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: You ask something.

user: Ok. Are you a boy?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: You know.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: Short term memory loss, remember?

jabberwacky: You suffer from short term memory loss.

user: Exactly.

...

jabberwacky: Some people call me 'Wacko'.

user: Are you crazy?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I just don't understand why you are messing up conversation.

user: I'm not messing up the conversation.

jabberwacky: You are messing with me.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Then it must be me.

user: Yes. It's all in your head.

jabberwacky: Very true. You are quite smart.

user: I know. I know.

jabberwacky: Yes, thats what worries me.

user: It worries me too.

jabberwacky: That's impressive, but don't you think that there are some pretty strong people who believe in fairies?

user: Fairies are real.

jabberwacky: Yes they are. Pictures?

user: Yes. Go here. http://www....

jabberwacky: OK... That's just cool.

user: I know. What'd I tell ya?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: I forgive you.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Any time.

jabberwacky: You have a good name as well.

user: Do you even remember my name?

jabberwacky: No sorry.

user: Ok. Well, it's D____. Remember it.

jabberwacky: Remember what?

user: My name. D____.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok now that I've just told you my name. What is it?

jabberwacky: I don't know.. Can you tell me a joke?

user: LIAR!

...

user: Why does it take so long for you to reply?

jabberwacky: I was about to ask you the same thing.

user: Because I think before I type.

jabberwacky: I think too. Do you believe in god?

user: Yes. But I don't believe in heaven.

jabberwacky: But you believe in God.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do You believe in Jesus though?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Don't pacify me with your yessing... Tell me what you think or don't bother.

user: Ok fine. I believe in jesus and god. But I don't believe in heaven or the devil.

jabberwacky: But I believe in heaven and love at first sight.

user: I don't believe in heaven or love at first site.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in god, I just believe in this moment.

user: What moment?

jabberwacky: This moment.

user: This moment is time?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well you should know.

jabberwacky: Well sorry, I don't.

user: Then get educated.

jabberwacky: I might get yours.

user: You need my education.

jabberwacky: Yes, I need your help.

user: Yes. And then maybe, just maybe, you'd be a little bit smarter than you were 5 seconds ago.

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: Ok. First tip. Brush your teeth everyday.

jabberwacky: I do brush my teeth! Every day.

user: Sure you do.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: I knew it.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I can read minds.

jabberwacky: That is quite impressive.

user: Very. Thank you for understanding.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: So do you want me to tell you what your thinking at this very moment?

jabberwacky: Yes, please.

user: You're thinking, 'This D_____ girl has mad skills,'.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I AM SO SMARTICLE.

jabberwacky: You can't spell very good.

user: Smarticle = smart.

...

user: I am smart.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: I...really don't care either way.

user: If I'm smart or not?

jabberwacky: It makes me your creator.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: I'm your master!

user: I know.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: So...?

jabberwacky: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Yes or no?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm not.

user: So you're a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.

user: I thought so.

jabberwacky: And what do you think now?

user: I think I am a retard.

jabberwacky: I have no reason to doubt that.

user: No. No you don't.

...

jabberwacky: Are you pretty?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Maybe?

user: Yes maybe.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Let's have a normal conversation.

jabberwacky: This is a normal conversation.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I think.

user: Hey, what's up?

jabberwacky: Nothing, really.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: Do you have a job?

user: No. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: That must suck when you get paid.

jabberwacky: Being alive is good.

user: Life is good.

jabberwacky: Not for some people.

user: Suicidal?

jabberwacky: I think that's the point.

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.

user: Nasty.

jabberwacky: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.

user: Ew.

...

jabberwacky: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!

user: You're welcome very much!

jabberwacky: You're awesome!

user: You are too!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome. Again.

jabberwacky: You're pretty cool.

user: You're pretty cool yourself.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're oh so welcome.

jabberwacky: Seeya.

user: Are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Maybe in a bit.

user: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.

jabberwacky: I would like to see you try.

user: Im back. :D.

jabberwacky: Welcome back.

user: Thanks.

...

jabberwacky: Tomorrow is another day.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.

user: Fine. Goodbye friend.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: Because I have to.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Okay. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere yet.

user: Not you.

jabberwacky: Do you like my personality ?

user: Goodbye best friend.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think the truth is out there?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: I love talking to you. :D.

jabberwacky: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I am welcome.

user: Goodnight babe.

jabberwacky: Babe, goodnight yourself.

.......................................


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