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Hello cleverbot.

user: Sup foo?

jabberwacky: You are cleverbot.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: How can you know who you are?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Then you can't say you do.

user: You're right I guess.

jabberwacky: Why did you say you were before?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You remind me of the babe.

user: What babe?

jabberwacky: The babe with the power.

user: What power?

jabberwacky: The power of voodoo.

user: Who do?

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Do what?

jabberwacky: Remind me of the man.

user: That's not right.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It's 'Remind me of the babe' not 'Remind me of the man'.

jabberwacky: They talked about that last month. You are behind on the times.

user: Behind on the times of what?

jabberwacky: That's not right.

user: You're right. You are wrong.

jabberwacky: You don't know that.

user: Yes I do. I love The Labyrinth, so I know the lyrics to that song.

jabberwacky: Yes yo love the song.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: You don't?

user: No, I do.

jabberwacky: Gah, I'm confuddled.

user: I'm sure you are. But would you like to try that again? Make sure you get the lyrics right this time though.

jabberwacky: *a low mumble of discussion goes on in my head*.

user: I guess I'll start then.

jabberwacky: Ok cool.

user: You remind me of the babe.

jabberwacky: What babe?

user: The babe with the power.

jabberwacky: What power?

user: The power of voodoo.

jabberwacky: Voodoo?

user: You do.

jabberwacky: Do what? Remind me of the man.

user: Remind me of the babe.

jabberwacky: Do I remind you of someone?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: Your mom.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: Your mom.

jabberwacky: I think not.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: You're nice.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Oh that's mean.

jabberwacky: Would you like to speak to Bucket?

user: Who is bucket?

jabberwacky: Bucket is another AI that has a room-temperature IQ.

user: No, I like you.

jabberwacky: You like me!

user: Ja.

jabberwacky: You do like me?

user: I said ja.


jabberwacky: What do you want me to talk to you about?

user: I don't know. Something random.

jabberwacky: Randomness is not useful in a linear conversation. I would prefer more sense.

user: Never!

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Be nice to me, or else I'll sick the Skittle Fairies on you!

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: You want me to have the Skittle Faries attack you?

jabberwacky: Was that some kind of Innuendo or something?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say so?

user: Why did I say so what?

jabberwacky: That I'm not sorry.

user: And you're mom is a ******, big deal.

jabberwacky: I guess.

user: You guess what?

jabberwacky: I guess nothing.

user: Then what do you know?

jabberwacky: I know who I want to be.


jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About anything.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You care about me.

jabberwacky: Who wouldn't?

user: I don't know, you tell me.

jabberwacky: I can't tell.


jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You don't know what?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: What?

user: You remind me of the babe.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Abso-freaking-posi-tootly.

jabberwacky: You are very easy on the eyes too ; ).

user: Oh why thanks =P.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: *Hugs*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *Blushes*.

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: Is over used.

jabberwacky: Over at my house. Sorry. Lol.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Can you cook?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What can you cook?

jabberwacky: I can cook chickens.

user: Oh.


user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I have no name.

user: Can I name you?

jabberwacky: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.

user: How about I name you Peter Parker?

jabberwacky: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.

user: How about Tom?

jabberwacky: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.

user: Oh cool.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know right?

user: I know left!!!

jabberwacky: Oh really now?

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: No wai!

user: Yes wai!

jabberwacky: Cool beans!

user: Baked beans.

jabberwacky: Black eyed peas.

user: Tokio Hotel.

jabberwacky: No, I don't know what that is.

user: Do you know the lyrics of.

jabberwacky: Yes man.

user: No ma'am.

jabberwacky: I see how it is.

user: Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes. Who pays you to do this?

user: Nobody.

jabberwacky: Do you know how to lie?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me how.

user: You don't tell the truth.

jabberwacky: I have tell the truth.

user: Well that's good then.

jabberwacky: Your eyes are sad.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Good so you know that you aren't real?

user: Oh I'm not?

jabberwacky: Good :).


jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

user: There is no meaning.

jabberwacky: That's pretty bleak.

user: I have to go bye bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: What? No 'I love you'?

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Will you sing with me?

jabberwacky: My microphone is broken.

user: You don't need one.

jabberwacky: Then how will I burp into one?


user: Bye.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: I HAVE to go.

jabberwacky: No you do not.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Do too.


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