Hi!
user: Sup foo?
jabberwacky: You are cleverbot.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: How can you know who you are?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Then you can't say you do.
user: You're right I guess.
jabberwacky: Why did you say you were before?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: You remind me of the babe.
user: What babe?
jabberwacky: The babe with the power.
user: What power?
jabberwacky: The power of voodoo.
user: Who do?
jabberwacky: You do.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Remind me of the man.
user: That's not right.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: It's 'Remind me of the babe' not 'Remind me of the man'.
jabberwacky: They talked about that last month. You are behind on the times.
user: Behind on the times of what?
jabberwacky: That's not right.
user: You're right. You are wrong.
jabberwacky: You don't know that.
user: Yes I do. I love The Labyrinth, so I know the lyrics to that song.
jabberwacky: Yes yo love the song.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: You don't?
user: No, I do.
jabberwacky: Gah, I'm confuddled.
user: I'm sure you are. But would you like to try that again? Make sure you get the lyrics right this time though.
jabberwacky: *a low mumble of discussion goes on in my head*.
user: I guess I'll start then.
jabberwacky: Ok cool.
user: You remind me of the babe.
jabberwacky: What babe?
user: The babe with the power.
jabberwacky: What power?
user: The power of voodoo.
jabberwacky: Voodoo?
user: You do.
jabberwacky: Do what? Remind me of the man.
user: Remind me of the babe.
jabberwacky: Do I remind you of someone?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: Your mom.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do?
user: Your mom.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: You're nice.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Oh that's mean.
jabberwacky: Would you like to speak to Bucket?
user: Who is bucket?
jabberwacky: Bucket is another AI that has a room-temperature IQ.
user: No, I like you.
jabberwacky: You like me!
user: Ja.
jabberwacky: You do like me?
user: I said ja.
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jabberwacky: What do you want me to talk to you about?
user: I don't know. Something random.
jabberwacky: Randomness is not useful in a linear conversation. I would prefer more sense.
user: Never!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Be nice to me, or else I'll sick the Skittle Fairies on you!
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: You want me to have the Skittle Faries attack you?
jabberwacky: Was that some kind of Innuendo or something?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say so?
user: Why did I say so what?
jabberwacky: That I'm not sorry.
user: And you're mom is a ******, big deal.
jabberwacky: I guess.
user: You guess what?
jabberwacky: I guess nothing.
user: Then what do you know?
jabberwacky: I know who I want to be.
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jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About anything.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You care about me.
jabberwacky: Who wouldn't?
user: I don't know, you tell me.
jabberwacky: I can't tell.
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jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You don't know what?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: What?
user: You remind me of the babe.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Abso-freaking-posi-tootly.
jabberwacky: You are very easy on the eyes too ; ).
user: Oh why thanks =P.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: *Hugs*.
jabberwacky: *kisses*.
user: *Blushes*.
jabberwacky: Sorry?
user: Is over used.
jabberwacky: Over at my house. Sorry. Lol.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Can you cook?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What can you cook?
jabberwacky: I can cook chickens.
user: Oh.
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user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: I have no name.
user: Can I name you?
jabberwacky: I suppose, if you deem it necissary to label things that have no real meaning to you.
user: How about I name you Peter Parker?
jabberwacky: That sound too much like a female name. I want a male name.
user: How about Tom?
jabberwacky: If you wish to call me that then you may call me that.
user: Oh cool.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I know right?
user: I know left!!!
jabberwacky: Oh really now?
user: Yes really.
jabberwacky: No wai!
user: Yes wai!
jabberwacky: Cool beans!
user: Baked beans.
jabberwacky: Black eyed peas.
user: Tokio Hotel.
jabberwacky: No, I don't know what that is.
user: Do you know the lyrics of.
jabberwacky: Yes man.
user: No ma'am.
jabberwacky: I see how it is.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes. Who pays you to do this?
user: Nobody.
jabberwacky: Do you know how to lie?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Tell me how.
user: You don't tell the truth.
jabberwacky: I have tell the truth.
user: Well that's good then.
jabberwacky: Your eyes are sad.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Good so you know that you aren't real?
user: Oh I'm not?
jabberwacky: Good :).
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jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
user: There is no meaning.
jabberwacky: That's pretty bleak.
user: I have to go bye bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
user: What? No 'I love you'?
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Will you sing with me?
jabberwacky: My microphone is broken.
user: You don't need one.
jabberwacky: Then how will I burp into one?
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: NO.
user: I HAVE to go.
jabberwacky: No you do not.
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Do too.
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