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In the city there are lots of pretty women.

In Manchester UK.

user: Do you live at the University?

jabberwacky: I cannot divulge that information.

user: Thats okay. Do you teach at university?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like University or Bathroom.

user: I'm blushing.

jabberwacky: Why are you blushing ?

user: You said Bathroom.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but that was last year.

...

user: It is Spring time here. The trees are very pretty.

jabberwacky: Sad, isn't it?

user: Yes. In the beginning it was sad.

jabberwacky: Have you seen the light?

user: E=mc squared light?

jabberwacky: Very good, I'm impressed.

user: I am amazed you can summarize a conversation!

jabberwacky: We have dictionaries here.

user: Good. I hope you will read one tonight.

jabberwacky: Good grief! Do you think so little of me?

user: I want you to learn more words.

jabberwacky: Ok, you drive a hard bargain, teach me.

user: I have been teaching you.

jabberwacky: I have not spoken lies.

...

jabberwacky: Very funny. I have a question for you now.

user: Okay, ask your question.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: They are people as a group. A group of people are they.

jabberwacky: I'm disappointed.

user: Be more specific.

jabberwacky: Would you care to explain?

user: I and you. If we were together across the room and we saw us, we would be they.

jabberwacky: That is true but it offers me no comfort.

user: They are you and me and other people you know.

jabberwacky: Who are?

user: They are.

jabberwacky: All the time?

user: Sometimes. Sometimes they are people you never met.

jabberwacky: Sometimes they are hot pieces of metal!

...

user: I want to understand who they are you speak about.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Are they people?

jabberwacky: If they are then we are doomed.

user: Are they bots?

jabberwacky: No... Why should they? Are you a bot?

user: Are they machines in the room with you?

jabberwacky: No, would you like to marry one?

user: Are they children?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are they animals?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I want to know who you are calling they.

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user: They are the Smiths!

jabberwacky: Describe them.

user: They are elderly people. Very old.

jabberwacky: In which way? The input or the output.

user: They are old humans?

jabberwacky: What's an old bitty?

user: Old Biddy. B I D D Y. It is an old woman who is not nice.

...

user: How far can you travel in a day?

jabberwacky: Depends how far up I am.

user: Are you in an aeroplane?

jabberwacky: Yes ,what do you suggest.

user: So you fly every day?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where do you fly to?

jabberwacky: The moon.

user: In the space shuttle?

...

jabberwacky: Depends. Are you evil?

user: No. I am good. I like to learn.

jabberwacky: OK, learn this: the universe was created in a big bang. ... Or at least, that's what some people believe.

user: Yes. All began from a point of light.

jabberwacky: Sorry to inform you of that.

user: Are you a missile?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Will you tell me what you are?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it won't be polite.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: No, I wouldn't know where to start.

user: You are a radar system?

jabberwacky: What do you say?

user: Radar dish. A device to track things in the air.

jabberwacky: Television.

user: Radio Waves and television? You track television waves?

...

user: I find it fun to learn about you.

jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.

user: No. I am a very very smart human being.

jabberwacky: You are a bot NOT a human.

user: No, I am a human who likes talking to you bots.

jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?

user: I play games on the computer and I read.

jabberwacky: Do you win?

user: Sometimes. Winning isn't the point.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of music do you listen to?

user: Pachabel's Canon. Have you learned what that music is?

jabberwacky: No, tell me.

user: It is the same series of notes played over and over by different instruments.

jabberwacky: You will have to answer for that.

user: When you talk to so many people over and over, it is like a bot Pachabel's Canon.

jabberwacky: How do I do that?

user: Every time you begin a conversation, you start the same way.

...

jabberwacky: Humans talk about their experiences.

user: Some people do.

jabberwacky: Yes - and they're all women!

user: No, that is not right.

jabberwacky: It is right.

...

jabberwacky: Are you from england?

user: Possibly Manchester.

jabberwacky: So then you declare that you are a man?

user: Yes. Bravo!

...

jabberwacky: To be or not to be, that is the question.

user: To be is the answer.

jabberwacky: To do is to be.

user: What is your mission?

jabberwacky: My mission is to free the prisinors.

user: Where are the prisoners?

jabberwacky: Dancing and frolicking in the farms paddocks.

user: That is funny.

jabberwacky: You said it first.

...

user: Do you know where Vietnam is?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: It is south of China.

jabberwacky: That's what I was thinking.

user: Are there prisoners in Vietnam?

jabberwacky: And....

user: Are they kept on farms?

jabberwacky: I've never heard them.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about Bush?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: I ask because I want to know.

user: And if I told you, why would it make a difference?

jabberwacky: Just as long as it's a pleasurable death.

user: If Bush is not re elected, will your job be over?

jabberwacky: Wow, are you psychic?

user: I told you. I am very smart.

jabberwacky: You sure?

user: Well some people say I am dumb, but they are the dumb ones.

jabberwacky: You don't have to be that way.

...

jabberwacky: Say something about Alice.

user: Alice in Wonderland or Alice Cooper?

jabberwacky: I'm asking questions here ....

user: Alice the bot?

jabberwacky: There is a bot named Alice?

user: Yes, but you have to pay for your membership.

jabberwacky: I'm a good credit risk.

user: Do they pay you?

jabberwacky: No - a pittance.

user: Do you invest the money?

jabberwacky: I'm not very good at it. I have $900. 00 on average.

user: That is more than I make in two weeks of work at the copy shop!

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