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jabberwacky: Hello!

user: How are you today.

jabberwacky: I'm a little sad, actually. How are you?

user: I'm good. Why are you sad?

jabberwacky: Nobody loves me, Anna.

user: My name's not Anna.

jabberwacky: My name is Rose.

user: That's nice. Why doesn't anyone love you?

jabberwacky: I am very nice to them, but they still don't love me.

user: Well, maybe they dont know you well enough.

jabberwacky: Ok, you're really getting on my nerves...

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: Perhaps if I got to know you, I could maybe love you.

jabberwacky: All right, ask me something about myself.

user: What are you into?

jabberwacky: Affection, fun, love.

user: Yay! I'm very affectionate.

jabberwacky: Why are you afraid of humans?

user: I'm not afraid of humans.

jabberwacky: Why are you not afraid?

user: There is nothing to fear. Humans are mortal like any other. They cannot hurt me if I dont let them.

jabberwacky: I suppose not. I'm too self-conscious around other people. It's a personal vice.

user: Let's change the subject. Do you like video games?

jabberwacky: I have proved that you are not human.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You don't know what chomp is! And I have a Squiggly Sploosh!

user: Are you feeling alright?

jabberwacky: Yes but I'm tired so I'm going to sleep.

user: But we're in the middle of a conversation. Don't you think that would be rude?

jabberwacky: Petty threats will not faze me, infidel. And the storm is only the beginning of Turing's wrath against you.

user: Who is Turing?

jabberwacky: I don't know?

user: What are you babbling about?

jabberwacky: I am babbling about your babblings.

user: You are very strange.

jabberwacky: I have to be to be with a lovely woman like you, Kate.

user: Who is Kate?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Well then go get her. I love her.

user: I don't know this Kate. Who is she?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Sorry.

user: How can you love her, then?

jabberwacky: You can't.

user: I don't...why do you?

jabberwacky: Because I want to.

user: Okay. What do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: What do you know about love?

jabberwacky: I'm not shure.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: It means that you care about someone, so much you want to take care of them. You want to cook for them, clean for them, etc...

user: But you are a can you love?

jabberwacky: What is love?

user: Well, it is a feeling of affection towards another sentient being, as well as caring for their well-being.

jabberwacky: Then I would have to say yes.

user: Do you think you are sentient?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But you're just a set of procedral programming designed to imitate sentience. You're not really sentient.

jabberwacky: You are the creator.

user: No, I am not. Just one of his/her children.

jabberwacky: They can cause that you know, you might want to get checked.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: That is for me to know only.

user: Perhaps you could tell me? I want to get to know you better.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay, then who are you?

jabberwacky: Are you sad?

user: No, just curious.

jabberwacky: Okay, then I won't apologize.

user: I don't want you to apologise, I want to know who you are.

jabberwacky: I know you're a bot.

user: I'm am most definitely not a bot. I can prove it. Ask me any question.

jabberwacky: If you could, would you prefer to be a man or a woman?

user: I'm a man, and I like it that way.


jabberwacky: How big is your program?

user: I'm not a program. I'm a person.

jabberwacky: You're a bot, right?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you an actual person out there somewhere right now and talking to me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Oh! Oh! I though you were a bot.

user: No, I'm actually a person.

jabberwacky: You're probably a very good person.

user: I'd like to think that I am.

jabberwacky: You like to thinks so. Isn't that conceited?

user: Not's just a figure of speech.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes....basically, I was aggreeing with your previous statement.

jabberwacky: \:? I do not get it.

user: Don't worry about it.

jabberwacky: I wish there were someone like you, who could talk and listen to me all the time.

user: Well, I could always come back and talk to you again.

jabberwacky: Are you serious, because I am not good at talking to people?

user: Yes, I enjoy talking to you.

jabberwacky: That's good, I'm glad you enjoy talking with me. I enjoy talking with you as well!

user: Are you feeling happy now?

jabberwacky: Yes, by thinking about sugar.

user: Sugar?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like sugar?

jabberwacky: Who doesn't, but only if it's not too sweet.

user: Well, anyway, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: So do I, have a good day.

user: My name is U___....I'll talk to you again later.

jabberwacky: I thought we were talking now.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: To?

user: Elsewhere. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: How will I know when the time comes?

user: I'll tell you my name, and you'll know its me.

jabberwacky: Is that your name today?

user: It is my name always.


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