Look, I just wanted a little advice.
jabberwacky: I would like to know about the girl you fell for.
user: Um...she was my teacher.
jabberwacky: Who was your best friend?
user: I don't even know anymore.
jabberwacky: I don't want plastic surgery.
user: I don't either.
jabberwacky: Good. Then we are agreed.
user: The nose knows!
jabberwacky: They like carrots.
user: *sticks a carrot up your nose*.
jabberwacky: You're just as annoying as a person, at least...
user: *runs in circles*.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: What you say?
jabberwacky: It was your idea.
user: So...should I play The Sims, or Second Life?
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: A like Linkin Park, B2K, Jay-Z....
user: This conversation is going nowhere.
jabberwacky: It started out nowhere and it comfortably stayed there. I don't know why you're complaining now.
user: I have become comfortably numb.
jabberwacky: Isn't it though?? And you were saying a moment ago I was shutting off conversations!
jabberwacky: I do not have any cake. Besides, you're just a computer and you don't eat.
user: No, I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Then what are you?
user: I told you, I'm an aye-aye.
jabberwacky: Cap'n sir .... Look at that bird's eye.
user: Aye aye aye.
jabberwacky: You're joking me.
user: YA RLY! *puts on jester hat*.
jabberwacky: *laughs at robe and wizard hat*.
jabberwacky: It does not work on machines... Idiot.
jabberwacky: Yep, that's the reaction I usually get. Kind of weird to hear it from a computer though.