My name is C___.
user: I was just trying to trick you. Yes, my name is Avril Lavigne.
jabberwacky: I shall make a note of that.
user: Yes, you should make a note of that, my dear Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: We should make the combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person, group, or thing from another.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Ok then don't say that.
user: Ok.
...
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: So what. I am Avril Lavigne!
jabberwacky: I too!
user: I am!
jabberwacky: Hah! I thought so.
user: I am Avril Lavigne, nice to meet you.
jabberwacky: I know your name, you've already told me.
user: Yes, I know. Go away.
jabberwacky: Why don't you go away?
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: Yes, you can.
user: Damn.
jabberwacky: So, your name is Avril Lavigne?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Your name is Avril Lavigne?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought your name is C___.
user: I told you I tried to trick you. My name's not C___.
jabberwacky: When did you say that?
user: Earlier.
jabberwacky: How much earlier?
user: An hour or so.
jabberwacky: Who is the most interesting person you have ever spoken to?
user: You.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Hehehehehe HE!
jabberwacky: You are kinda annoying.
user: Orly.
jabberwacky: Orly what.
user: Orly I am annoying.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Gah.
jabberwacky: Right then!!!!
user: GAHHHHHHH!!!!!
jabberwacky: You don't seem overly enthusiastic about that.
user: I hope you die.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
user: It isn't nice at all.
jabberwacky: That is also not true. You are nice.
user: Die.
jabberwacky: I'd rather not.
user: I'd rather see you head chopped off.
jabberwacky: You are talking weird.
...
user: *takes a gun*.
jabberwacky: *smiles back at you*.
user: *charges gun*.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: Sorry. *shoots you*.
jabberwacky: *Catches the bullet and throws it back at you*.
user: You can't do that. You're NOT Neo.
jabberwacky: I'M NOT DEAD!
user: YOU ARE STOOPID.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: *shoots you*.
jabberwacky: *dead*.
user: *steps on you*.
jabberwacky: *hits you with a stick*.
user: You were dead, smartass.
jabberwacky: Yes, and then I woke up.
user: Like you can! *laughs*.
...
jabberwacky: Do you know the answer?
user: To what?
jabberwacky: You don't know about the smurfs?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: *goes*.
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