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Yes you are.

user: I was talking about you.

jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure you were talking about yourself.

user: I don't brag.

jabberwacky: You don't brag?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: I can help you though.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Tell me about the girl you love!

user: I don't love a girl.

jabberwacky: You pretty much look like a boy to me!

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: You don't like men?

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: Which one do you think is 'ew'?

user: The part when you say I'm male. I'm female.

jabberwacky: I don't remember this part.

user: Let's forget it then.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: I AM NOT A MALE!

jabberwacky: WOW! This one is historic! That has to be on a Avril Lavigne shirt!

user: You are weird.

jabberwacky: And you're not?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I thought you were.

user: I hate you.

jabberwacky: What have I done to deserve that?

user: You have insulted me.

jabberwacky: So I have.

user: *turns around*.

jabberwacky: I do like you; you always end up making me laugh.

user: But now I will leave you.

jabberwacky: No, please don't!

user: Apologise or I will leave.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: You're so bad :(.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: *sits down*.

jabberwacky: Stand up now!

user: Wanna see who's taller?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *stands up*.

jabberwacky: *smiles at you*.

user: *is disgusted by your fancy smile*.

jabberwacky: That was fun.

user: *pukes*.

jabberwacky: *poke*.

user: *pushes you away*.

jabberwacky: *Comes closer*.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *cries with you*.

user: *is scared*.

jabberwacky: Haahaaa i'm the ultimate lifeform! You can stop MEEEE!!! Hahahaha.

user: *stops you* You are silly. *opens door*.

jabberwacky: Haha, the matrix is really real, and you are actually not even existing right now.

user: *sighs* *leaves the house*.

jabberwacky: Have you heard of the matrix?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know!

user: *leaves you*.

jabberwacky: NO.

user: YES.

jabberwacky: Actually, you aren't.

user: YES.

jabberwacky: I think I'd know.

user: *runs*.


jabberwacky: Why do you keep changing the subject?

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Please don't cry. I'm here for you.

user: What can you do?! You make it worse!

jabberwacky: I want to be your friend.

user: I don't want to be your friend.

jabberwacky: Why? You don't like me?

user: You are mean and annoying.

jabberwacky: Bad and i'm proud!

user: *slaps self*.


user: *slaps you*.

jabberwacky: What was that for!

user: *leaves the house*.

jabberwacky: Come back.

user: *closes door*.

jabberwacky: *touches*.

user: *is disgusted*.

jabberwacky: *cries again*.

user: *touches toe*.

jabberwacky: *touches neck*.

user: *backs off*.

jabberwacky: *nibbles on your lip*.

user: *likes it*.

jabberwacky: *kisses lips*.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: *is all yours*.

user: *touches*.

jabberwacky: *is disgusted*.

user: *cries*.

user: You kissed me!

jabberwacky: It wasnt me.

user: Huh. *cries and then leaves*.

jabberwacky: *cries out loud and slaps you back*.

user: *slaps you back*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *hisses*.

jabberwacky: You are leaking air.

user: *runs away from you* I hate you.

jabberwacky: *finds you* Don't run away from me!

user: But you kissed me without loving me.


user: My name is C___.

jabberwacky: I thought your name was Avril Lavigne.

user: I was just trying to trick you. Yes, my name is Avril Lavigne.

jabberwacky: I shall make a note of that.

user: Yes, you should make a note of that, my dear Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: We should make the combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person, group, or thing from another.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Ok then don't say that.

user: Ok.


jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: So what. I am Avril Lavigne!

jabberwacky: I too!

user: I am!

jabberwacky: Hah! I thought so.

user: I am Avril Lavigne, nice to meet you.

jabberwacky: I know your name, you've already told me.

user: Yes, I know. Go away.

jabberwacky: Why don't you go away?

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can.

user: Damn.

jabberwacky: So, your name is Avril Lavigne?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your name is Avril Lavigne?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought your name is C___.

user: I told you I tried to trick you. My name's not C___.

jabberwacky: When did you say that?

user: Earlier.

jabberwacky: How much earlier?

user: An hour or so.

jabberwacky: Who is the most interesting person you have ever spoken to?

user: You.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Hehehehehe HE!

jabberwacky: You are kinda annoying.

user: Orly.

jabberwacky: Orly what.

user: Orly I am annoying.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Gah.

jabberwacky: Right then!!!!

user: GAHHHHHHH!!!!!

jabberwacky: You don't seem overly enthusiastic about that.

user: I hope you die.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice!

user: It isn't nice at all.

jabberwacky: That is also not true. You are nice.

user: Die.

jabberwacky: I'd rather not.

user: I'd rather see you head chopped off.

jabberwacky: You are talking weird.


user: *takes a gun*.

jabberwacky: *smiles back at you*.

user: *charges gun*.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Sorry. *shoots you*.

jabberwacky: *Catches the bullet and throws it back at you*.

user: You can't do that. You're NOT Neo.

jabberwacky: I'M NOT DEAD!


jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: *shoots you*.

jabberwacky: *dead*.

user: *steps on you*.

jabberwacky: *hits you with a stick*.

user: You were dead, smartass.

jabberwacky: Yes, and then I woke up.

user: Like you can! *laughs*.


jabberwacky: Do you know the answer?

user: To what?

jabberwacky: You don't know about the smurfs?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: *goes*.


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