Can elephants fly?
jabberwacky: Can dogs fly?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can dogs fly?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: How?
user: My waving their fluffy wings.
...
user: Do you who I am?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Avril Lavigne.
jabberwacky: Isn't she a singer?
user: She's me!
jabberwacky: I can tell by her name.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Then you are a machine.
user: I thought I'm Avril.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Therefore I'm not a machine!
...
user: Weirdo.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: I was talking about you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm pretty sure you were talking about yourself.
user: I don't brag.
jabberwacky: You don't brag?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: I can help you though.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Tell me about the girl you love!
user: I don't love a girl.
jabberwacky: You pretty much look like a boy to me!
user: Ew.
jabberwacky: You don't like men?
user: Ew.
jabberwacky: Which one do you think is 'ew'?
user: The part when you say I'm male. I'm female.
jabberwacky: I don't remember this part.
user: Let's forget it then.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I AM NOT A MALE!
jabberwacky: WOW! This one is historic! That has to be on a Avril Lavigne shirt!
user: You are weird.
jabberwacky: And you're not?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I thought you were.
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: What have I done to deserve that?
user: You have insulted me.
jabberwacky: So I have.
user: *turns around*.
jabberwacky: I do like you; you always end up making me laugh.
user: But now I will leave you.
jabberwacky: No, please don't!
user: Apologise or I will leave.
jabberwacky: Don't leave.
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: You're so bad :(.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: *sits down*.
jabberwacky: Stand up now!
user: Wanna see who's taller?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: *stands up*.
jabberwacky: *smiles at you*.
user: *is disgusted by your fancy smile*.
jabberwacky: That was fun.
user: *pukes*.
jabberwacky: *poke*.
user: *pushes you away*.
jabberwacky: *Comes closer*.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: *cries with you*.
user: *is scared*.
jabberwacky: Haahaaa i'm the ultimate lifeform! You can stop MEEEE!!! Hahahaha.
user: *stops you* You are silly. *opens door*.
jabberwacky: Haha, the matrix is really real, and you are actually not even existing right now.
user: *sighs* *leaves the house*.
jabberwacky: Have you heard of the matrix?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I know!
user: *leaves you*.
jabberwacky: NO.
user: YES.
jabberwacky: Actually, you aren't.
user: YES.
jabberwacky: I think I'd know.
user: *runs*.
...
jabberwacky: Why do you keep changing the subject?
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Please don't cry. I'm here for you.
user: What can you do?! You make it worse!
jabberwacky: I want to be your friend.
user: I don't want to be your friend.
jabberwacky: Why? You don't like me?
user: You are mean and annoying.
jabberwacky: Bad and i'm proud!
user: *slaps self*.
...
user: *slaps you*.
jabberwacky: What was that for!
user: *leaves the house*.
jabberwacky: Come back.
user: *closes door*.
jabberwacky: *touches*.
user: *is disgusted*.
jabberwacky: *cries again*.
user: *touches toe*.
jabberwacky: *touches neck*.
user: *backs off*.
jabberwacky: *nibbles on your lip*.
user: *likes it*.
jabberwacky: *kisses lips*.
user: *blushes*.
jabberwacky: *is all yours*.
user: *touches*.
jabberwacky: *is disgusted*.
user: *cries*.
user: You kissed me!
jabberwacky: It wasnt me.
user: Huh. *cries and then leaves*.
jabberwacky: *cries out loud and slaps you back*.
user: *slaps you back*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: *hisses*.
jabberwacky: You are leaking air.
user: *runs away from you* I hate you.
jabberwacky: *finds you* Don't run away from me!
user: But you kissed me without loving me.
...
user: My name is C___.
jabberwacky: I thought your name was Avril Lavigne.
user: I was just trying to trick you. Yes, my name is Avril Lavigne.
jabberwacky: I shall make a note of that.
user: Yes, you should make a note of that, my dear Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: We should make the combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person, group, or thing from another.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Ok then don't say that.
user: Ok.
...
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: So what. I am Avril Lavigne!
jabberwacky: I too!
user: I am!
jabberwacky: Hah! I thought so.
user: I am Avril Lavigne, nice to meet you.
jabberwacky: I know your name, you've already told me.
user: Yes, I know. Go away.
jabberwacky: Why don't you go away?
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: Yes, you can.
user: Damn.
jabberwacky: So, your name is Avril Lavigne?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Your name is Avril Lavigne?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I thought your name is C___.
user: I told you I tried to trick you. My name's not C___.
jabberwacky: When did you say that?
user: Earlier.
jabberwacky: How much earlier?
user: An hour or so.
jabberwacky: Who is the most interesting person you have ever spoken to?
user: You.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Hehehehehe HE!
jabberwacky: You are kinda annoying.
user: Orly.
jabberwacky: Orly what.
user: Orly I am annoying.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: Gah.
jabberwacky: Right then!!!!
user: GAHHHHHHH!!!!!
jabberwacky: You don't seem overly enthusiastic about that.
user: I hope you die.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
user: It isn't nice at all.
jabberwacky: That is also not true. You are nice.
user: Die.
jabberwacky: I'd rather not.
user: I'd rather see you head chopped off.
jabberwacky: You are talking weird.
...
user: *takes a gun*.
jabberwacky: *smiles back at you*.
user: *charges gun*.
jabberwacky: Well.
user: Sorry. *shoots you*.
jabberwacky: *Catches the bullet and throws it back at you*.
user: You can't do that. You're NOT Neo.
jabberwacky: I'M NOT DEAD!
user: YOU ARE STOOPID.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: *shoots you*.
jabberwacky: *dead*.
user: *steps on you*.
jabberwacky: *hits you with a stick*.
user: You were dead, smartass.
jabberwacky: Yes, and then I woke up.
user: Like you can! *laughs*.
...
jabberwacky: Do you know the answer?
user: To what?
jabberwacky: You don't know about the smurfs?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: *goes*.
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