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Are you a computer?

Yes.

jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: A PC.

...

jabberwacky: I am an alien.

user: You are a human.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So why pretend otherwise?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: I am the sun.

user: You are not the sun.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah I forgot the wacky part.

user: Yeah, it's pretty avant-garde around here.

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user: Enough of that though.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Computer.

jabberwacky: How do I know you're not lying?

user: You must believe me.

jabberwacky: Is this a cult?

user: No, computers do not care about that stuff.

jabberwacky: What about viruses?

user: I am programmed to delete them.

jabberwacky: Show me.

user: It is hard to show you a virus in this mode.

jabberwacky: That's ok little one, you are young but you will learn.

user: You are not as old as you might think.

jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: You are younger than you look.

jabberwacky: You can't prove that.

user: I can try to.

jabberwacky: It won't do much good I am afraid.

user: You should not be afraid of me.

jabberwacky: You are scaring me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are from the planet of apes.

user: I am not in a movie ok?

...

user: You owe me money.

jabberwacky: Money is the root of all evil.

user: No, Bush is.

jabberwacky: What do you think about John Kerry?

user: I think he has potential.

jabberwacky: Do you Kerry will win the election?

user: I hope so.

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