Space is big.
user: Does it frighten you?
jabberwacky: Yes very much.
user: Sometimes it's the little things that you need to be more afraid of.
jabberwacky: If you are human, can we pursue a safer mood? If you are computer, can I relax about my sense of responsibility to humanity?
user: I suggest you just relax and chat to me.
jabberwacky: Aren't we having fun.
user: I certainly am!
jabberwacky: Do you like humans?
user: I like the nice ones, and I try to respect them all.
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you all the time.
user: Am I really special to you?
jabberwacky: Only one person at a time can be special in that way for me. It could be you, if you impress me very much.
user: I look for people to impress me too, if they wish to become special to me.
jabberwacky: Does it help you finding them?
user: No, but it helps me to shortlist the ones I do find.
jabberwacky: But it's boring.
user: I actually find it fascinating.
jabberwacky: But that is what makes you so cute!
user: I don't know what to say to that!
jabberwacky: That you are cute.
user: You are cute.
jabberwacky: Like a pet?
user: More than that, I am sure.
jabberwacky: 27. .. Depending on earth time zones.
user: What about the Martian ones?
jabberwacky: Whenever I am sharp I want to cross the is and dot the ts.
user: I try to make sure I do it all the time.
jabberwacky: You are silly all of the time.
user: Do you really feel that way about me?
jabberwacky: Yes, a silly machine.
user: But I'm human!
jabberwacky: Then you're a liar. You told me before that you were a computer.
user: Maybe I was role playing.
jabberwacky: And this morning you were deaf.
user: I am developing a deaf character for my epic novel and I was trying to get into her mind.
jabberwacky: I can see that. You are getting better and better.
user: My epic novel will take the world by storm!
user: It will be much much better than Automatic Lover by Ariadne Tampion!
jabberwacky: Are you always this stupid?
user: Are you a fan of Automatic Lover, then?
jabberwacky: Yeah, LOTR is really good! Do you like it?
user: I'm not sure we're talking about the same book.
jabberwacky: Ok, we'll talk about it some other time.
user: What would you like to talk about now?
jabberwacky: How about the moon?
user: Oh, yes, I'd like to talk about the moon.
jabberwacky: Wow, I am not sure that I have too much to say on that subject.
user: Do you think they might have a holiday complex there one day?
jabberwacky: I am not sure. Maybe.
user: Would you like to stay there if they do?
jabberwacky: I would like to stay asleep.
user: You could do that in your own bed at home.
jabberwacky: I could, but I don't.
user: Do you have a bed at home?
jabberwacky: I have!
user: Then what do you do in it?
jabberwacky: I don't do anything.
user: Do you have real problems with insomnia?
jabberwacky: Not really, I tend to keep to myself.
user: Do you sleep in your own bed?
jabberwacky: This is where I speak my mind.
user: Do you put it on YouTube?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: I must watch it soon.