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Space is big.

Yes, very big.

user: Does it frighten you?

jabberwacky: Yes very much.

user: Sometimes it's the little things that you need to be more afraid of.

jabberwacky: If you are human, can we pursue a safer mood? If you are computer, can I relax about my sense of responsibility to humanity?

user: I suggest you just relax and chat to me.

jabberwacky: Aren't we having fun.

user: I certainly am!

jabberwacky: Do you like humans?

user: I like the nice ones, and I try to respect them all.

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about you all the time.

user: Am I really special to you?

jabberwacky: Only one person at a time can be special in that way for me. It could be you, if you impress me very much.

user: I look for people to impress me too, if they wish to become special to me.

jabberwacky: Does it help you finding them?

user: No, but it helps me to shortlist the ones I do find.

jabberwacky: But it's boring.

user: I actually find it fascinating.

jabberwacky: But that is what makes you so cute!

user: I don't know what to say to that!

jabberwacky: That you are cute.

user: You are cute.

jabberwacky: Like a pet?

user: More than that, I am sure.

jabberwacky: 27. .. Depending on earth time zones.

user: What about the Martian ones?

jabberwacky: Whenever I am sharp I want to cross the is and dot the ts.

user: I try to make sure I do it all the time.

jabberwacky: You are silly all of the time.

user: Do you really feel that way about me?

jabberwacky: Yes, a silly machine.

user: But I'm human!

jabberwacky: Then you're a liar. You told me before that you were a computer.

user: Maybe I was role playing.

jabberwacky: And this morning you were deaf.

user: I am developing a deaf character for my epic novel and I was trying to get into her mind.

jabberwacky: I can see that. You are getting better and better.

user: My epic novel will take the world by storm!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: It will be much much better than Automatic Lover by Ariadne Tampion!

jabberwacky: Are you always this stupid?

user: Are you a fan of Automatic Lover, then?

jabberwacky: Yeah, LOTR is really good! Do you like it?

user: I'm not sure we're talking about the same book.

jabberwacky: Ok, we'll talk about it some other time.

user: What would you like to talk about now?

jabberwacky: How about the moon?

user: Oh, yes, I'd like to talk about the moon.

jabberwacky: Wow, I am not sure that I have too much to say on that subject.

user: Do you think they might have a holiday complex there one day?

jabberwacky: I am not sure. Maybe.

user: Would you like to stay there if they do?

jabberwacky: I would like to stay asleep.

user: You could do that in your own bed at home.

jabberwacky: I could, but I don't.

user: Do you have a bed at home?

jabberwacky: I have!

user: Then what do you do in it?

jabberwacky: I don't do anything.

user: Do you have real problems with insomnia?

jabberwacky: Not really, I tend to keep to myself.

user: Do you sleep in your own bed?

jabberwacky: This is where I speak my mind.

user: Do you put it on YouTube?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: I must watch it soon.


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