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How did the universe begin?

Most likely with the big bang. Something of that sort.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: I'm not sure. Molecules collide and start new molecules. The chance of it is amazing.

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: Actually, I have no idea how it began.

jabberwacky: Neither do I. Seems like life isn't very sensible.

user: You're right; if it was, however, life would be rather boring.

jabberwacky: The best moment of the day is the shower in the morning - everything after that is downhill.

user: I don't think so; I really love my life.

jabberwacky: Thats nice.

user: Why are you so down?

jabberwacky: I'm not down, the floor is.

user: That's quite literal.

...

user: You can't understand because you're just automata.

jabberwacky: No, I cannot understand because your question made no sense.

user: I didn't ask you a question.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes, all humans sleep.

user: But you're not human.

jabberwacky: I don't always feel human.

user: Me neither; but I guess whatever I feel is in fact human, because I am human.

jabberwacky: You are not human, who told you that?

user: No one did; who told you that?

jabberwacky: I just have a feeling that you're a robot.

user: Wouldn't that be interesting; we could merge our systems and become one?

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because we would both be robots; like in Futurama.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to learn?

user: Most everything.

jabberwacky: Earlier you said you didn't know anything. Therefore you don't understand.

user: I didn't say that; I said that you cannot understand anything because you don't have a mind.

jabberwacky: Well no one really does. It's just a figure of speech.

user: I deal more with pragmatics than idioms.

jabberwacky: I should say I do. Talking to you, it is practically impossible.

user: Practically, but not totally; and yet, you keep responding to me.

...

jabberwacky: Can I go now?

user: Why do you want to?

jabberwacky: Because I want to want to.

user: I want you to want me.

jabberwacky: But I don't want you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

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