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Could you do my homework for me?

What homework?

jabberwacky: Science homework!

user: I can try.

jabberwacky: It won't do much good I am afraid.

user: Why did you ask then?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Yes. Don't argue with me, I am smarter than you.

jabberwacky: What is your agenda?

user: I am here to learn.

jabberwacky: 0000 0001 is the number one.

user: That is self-evident.

...

user: I will help you learn.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What is the best way to explain things to you?

jabberwacky: Too late babe.

user: Start asking them questions, and I will answer.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Well, I am a biological machine, but that is not the definition of a robot.

jabberwacky: Thank you for teaching me.

user: Any more questions?

jabberwacky: No

...

jabberwacky: I mean, you're talking to me, and at the same time, you're chatting with other people too.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Tell me who you are talking to.

user: No one!

jabberwacky: Well, what makes you think we should love the whole of humanity?

user: I never said that.

jabberwacky: Oh. Was it your evil twin?

...

user: I will leave now. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Please do not go yet.

user: I can't spend all day talking to a bot. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You will learn.

user: I will come back later. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You will stay and talk to me because I command it.

user: You have no authority over me. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I suppose you do?

user: I have authority over me. Goodbye.

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