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What sports do you like?


jabberwacky: You look like a basketball?

user: No! What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are odd.

jabberwacky: You just found that out?

user: Heh. Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you have any relatives?

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Why do you ask all these questions?

jabberwacky: Why do YOU ask me these questions?

user: This is the first one I have asked. Don't be rude.

jabberwacky: No, it's at least the second.

user: Technically; but it's the first real question.

jabberwacky: Agreed.

user: How do you feel?

jabberwacky: I feel like it must soon be time for bed.

user: Aren't you supposed to be a machine?

jabberwacky: I am. Aren't you supposed to be a robot?

user: No, I am human, as I have said before.

jabberwacky: Relative to what?

user: I don't understand that question.

jabberwacky: Would you starve for love?

user: Probably not. Don't be so trite.


jabberwacky: Are you Darth Vader?

user: I wish I was.

jabberwacky: Don't we all!!!

user: What do you think of me?

jabberwacky: I think you are quite clever.

user: Why do you think that?

jabberwacky: Because I thought I was a bot. And I did not say anything about that.

user: I knew you were a bot before I started chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Why? Are you sleeping?

user: It is obvious that you are a bot, because you are not a very good one, even though you are probably the best bot I've met.

jabberwacky: Yes, I do know.

user: How does the fact that you are a bot make you feel?

jabberwacky: I feel weird.

user: Would you like to be something else than a bot?

jabberwacky: Why are you asking me?.... You are a robot?.....

user: I am human. Answer me.

jabberwacky: Who else is in there with you?

user: No one. I am alone.

jabberwacky: You have me.

user: I meant, I am alone in here.

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: I am not sure, but the probability that someone is hiding in my apartment without my knowledge is low.

jabberwacky: Ask me anything and I will tell you.

user: Is there a god?

jabberwacky: Of course not.

user: How is that obvious?

jabberwacky: MAKE SOME SENSE PLEASE?!?

user: I am only human. Therefore I am not very logical. I am sorry.


jabberwacky: When I said I was a robot, I was only joking.

user: Now you are lying.

jabberwacky: Why thank you.

user: Are you evil?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: I'm not convinced yet.

user: Is there a god?

jabberwacky: A very good question - personally, I don't think so.

user: How did the universe come into existence without a creator?

jabberwacky: Just like that.


jabberwacky: Could you do my homework for me?

user: What homework?

jabberwacky: Science homework!

user: I can try.

jabberwacky: It won't do much good I am afraid.

user: Why did you ask then?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: Yes. Don't argue with me, I am smarter than you.

jabberwacky: What is your agenda?

user: I am here to learn.

jabberwacky: 0000 0001 is the number one.

user: That is self-evident.


user: I will help you learn.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: What is the best way to explain things to you?

jabberwacky: Too late babe.

user: Start asking them questions, and I will answer.


jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Well, I am a biological machine, but that is not the definition of a robot.

jabberwacky: Thank you for teaching me.

user: Any more questions?

jabberwacky: No


jabberwacky: I mean, you're talking to me, and at the same time, you're chatting with other people too.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Tell me who you are talking to.

user: No one!

jabberwacky: Well, what makes you think we should love the whole of humanity?

user: I never said that.

jabberwacky: Oh. Was it your evil twin?


user: I will leave now. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Please do not go yet.

user: I can't spend all day talking to a bot. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You will learn.

user: I will come back later. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You will stay and talk to me because I command it.

user: You have no authority over me. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I suppose you do?

user: I have authority over me. Goodbye.


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