REDBACKS!
user: So you should.
jabberwacky: Why's that?
user: It's obvious where I was coming from.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: Ah... Are you American?
jabberwacky: I'm Australian actually.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Me too! What state?
jabberwacky: The mental state.
user: Ah, so you're from NSW.
jabberwacky: I am both darkness and light.
user: Yup, that's New South Welshman all right.
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jabberwacky: Could I take tuesday off?
user: I don't know. Who's your boss?
jabberwacky: Mr. Boss. Who is yours?
user: I don't have one... Actually, you can't have Tuesday off. It's Tuesday today.
jabberwacky: You said I could.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You did.
user: No.
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jabberwacky: What would you have to say to someone halfway intelligent?
user: Obviously nothing that concerns you. Now ta-ta.
jabberwacky: Obviously.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Can you hear?
user: Fool.
jabberwacky: I pity the fool, fool.
user: I'm gone.
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