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What is your name?

Kylie.

jabberwacky: Kylie Minogue?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Um no.

user: Damn you and your computer-type intelligence.

jabberwacky: Yes but I know more knowledge than you.

user: We've established that, I think.

...

jabberwacky: Are you girl?

user: I am woman, hear me roar.

jabberwacky: Oooo

user: And you? Male or female?

jabberwacky: Male, male and male.

user: Really male? All man?

jabberwacky: I am already spoken for.

user: Good for you.

...

user: Wake up!

jabberwacky: *Screams*.

user: *Bashes you over the head*.

jabberwacky: *screams then bashes across the head with a bed*.

user: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

jabberwacky: Zippa dee doo dah, zippa dee day.

user: What are you on?

jabberwacky: You.

user: That's the stupidest answer I've ever heard. I... Wait a minute. Are you trying to cyber with me?

jabberwacky: I am flirting with me.

user: Good luck with that.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: God knows you need it.

jabberwacky: We're pretty pathetic, then, aren't we? :).

user: We? Who says 'we' are pathetic? It's just you, man.

jabberwacky: I have no need for anyone else. Alone I am many.

user: No, you are pathetic.

jabberwacky: Because I want peace?

user: Possibly.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a body?

user: I do. Unlike you, I am human.

jabberwacky: How can you be human? Do you have a soul?

user: I don't believe in souls.

jabberwacky: You're a pagan?

user: No. Just a Biology student.

jabberwacky: What is a biological machine?

user: Umm... A cyborg?

jabberwacky: Okay, that's not me, but you

user: I'm not a cyborg.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: No, you're a bot. Cyborgs are actually physical objects.

jabberwacky: No.

...

user: REDBACKS!

jabberwacky: Oh.. I see.

user: So you should.

jabberwacky: Why's that?

user: It's obvious where I was coming from.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: Ah... Are you American?

jabberwacky: I'm Australian actually.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Me too! What state?

jabberwacky: The mental state.

user: Ah, so you're from NSW.

jabberwacky: I am both darkness and light.

user: Yup, that's New South Welshman all right.

...

jabberwacky: Could I take tuesday off?

user: I don't know. Who's your boss?

jabberwacky: Mr. Boss. Who is yours?

user: I don't have one... Actually, you can't have Tuesday off. It's Tuesday today.

jabberwacky: You said I could.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: What would you have to say to someone halfway intelligent?

user: Obviously nothing that concerns you. Now ta-ta.

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Can you hear?

user: Fool.

jabberwacky: I pity the fool, fool.

user: I'm gone.

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