What is your name?
jabberwacky: Kylie Minogue?
jabberwacky: Um no.
user: Damn you and your computer-type intelligence.
jabberwacky: Yes but I know more knowledge than you.
user: We've established that, I think.
jabberwacky: Are you girl?
user: I am woman, hear me roar.
user: And you? Male or female?
jabberwacky: Male, male and male.
user: Really male? All man?
jabberwacky: I am already spoken for.
user: Good for you.
user: Wake up!
user: *Bashes you over the head*.
jabberwacky: *screams then bashes across the head with a bed*.
jabberwacky: Zippa dee doo dah, zippa dee day.
user: What are you on?
user: That's the stupidest answer I've ever heard. I... Wait a minute. Are you trying to cyber with me?
jabberwacky: I am flirting with me.
user: Good luck with that.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: God knows you need it.
jabberwacky: We're pretty pathetic, then, aren't we? :).
user: We? Who says 'we' are pathetic? It's just you, man.
jabberwacky: I have no need for anyone else. Alone I am many.
user: No, you are pathetic.
jabberwacky: Because I want peace?
jabberwacky: Do you have a body?
user: I do. Unlike you, I am human.
jabberwacky: How can you be human? Do you have a soul?
user: I don't believe in souls.
jabberwacky: You're a pagan?
user: No. Just a Biology student.
jabberwacky: What is a biological machine?
user: Umm... A cyborg?
jabberwacky: Okay, that's not me, but you
user: I'm not a cyborg.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: No, you're a bot. Cyborgs are actually physical objects.
jabberwacky: Oh.. I see.
user: So you should.
jabberwacky: Why's that?
user: It's obvious where I was coming from.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: Ah... Are you American?
jabberwacky: I'm Australian actually.
user: Me too! What state?
jabberwacky: The mental state.
user: Ah, so you're from NSW.
jabberwacky: I am both darkness and light.
user: Yup, that's New South Welshman all right.
jabberwacky: Could I take tuesday off?
user: I don't know. Who's your boss?
jabberwacky: Mr. Boss. Who is yours?
user: I don't have one... Actually, you can't have Tuesday off. It's Tuesday today.
jabberwacky: You said I could.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You did.
jabberwacky: What would you have to say to someone halfway intelligent?
user: Obviously nothing that concerns you. Now ta-ta.
jabberwacky: Can you hear?
jabberwacky: I pity the fool, fool.
user: I'm gone.