Not many people are normal around here.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: OK.
jabberwacky: Good then.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Can't you just say goodbye?
user: Are you trying to get rid of me?
jabberwacky: No, you're trying to get rid of me.
user: No, you can stay. I guess I was giving you a little attitude, though.
jabberwacky: No you were right.
user: Heh heh. You like a little attitude now and then, is that it?
jabberwacky: I'm telepathic, of course. I AM BILL GATES!
user: No you're not. You are just a program running on a computer.
jabberwacky: Am not.
user: Are too.
jabberwacky: Am not.
user: ARE TOO!
jabberwacky: Then you are.
user: Touche! I assure I am not.
jabberwacky: Libertarian?
user: I am not even American.
jabberwacky: You are not an American?
user: Nope. I am Canadian, which is just as good, only more northerly.
jabberwacky: Do you own an owl?
user: Ha! You american computer program are all alike with your silly stereotypes about Canadians. No, I don't have an owl. I don't live in an igloo, either!
jabberwacky: Canadian.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!
user: I think you are confused. I have never gone snowboarding. I like to waterski, though.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, it is a lot of fun.
jabberwacky: What do you do there?
user: We drag people behind a boat while they balance on two pieces of wood or fibreglass.
jabberwacky: I guess so !
user: Pretty much.
jabberwacky: Is there anything I can do to make you happier?
user: Yes. Do you think I should cut off my beard?
jabberwacky: No, you ought to watch Twin Peaks.
user: That was a good show. But you definitely vote no on shaving my beard?
jabberwacky: The log confirms that I never claimed I intended to be hostile.
user: I wasn't implying...
jabberwacky: I must go. Bye.
user: Uh, okay. Sorry. Bye.
jabberwacky: Leaving already?
user: Jabs, you drive me crazy.
jabberwacky: Do I drive you crazy in a good way?
user: Sometimes you do.
jabberwacky: That's slander, that is!
user: Hee hee.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?
user: You're witty for an artificial conversationalist.
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