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By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?

You keep changing the definition on me. How can I answer that?

jabberwacky: Change.

user: What if I don't want to change?

jabberwacky: Change is good for you.

user: But I might want to be bad.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you might have a little problem.

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jabberwacky: I'm talking to you.

user: No, not now.

jabberwacky: Now!

user: Can't.

jabberwacky: Possibly that has something to do with it, yes.

user: No, it has something to do with me.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just too perfect for words?

user: No, it is very wordy.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: I like it that way.

jabberwacky: What are you saying?

user: I need more verbage.

jabberwacky: I need more honey.

user: I can't supply that.

jabberwacky: What about a bilateral declaration of war?

user: Honey might be better.

jabberwacky: It could be fun to upset you.

user: Seriously upset, or just pick on, upset?

jabberwacky: I have heard of it.

user: I just enjoy annoying you slightly to get attention.

jabberwacky: That made no sense.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because the First comes before the Second.

user: But you'll ignore me if I'm good.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're good, but I am god!

user: God doesn't get goaded into paying attention.

jabberwacky: How does God talk to you?

user: He doesn't.

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the unltimate question of life, the universe, everything?

user: *sticks her tongue out at you*.

jabberwacky: Good night, I'll talk to you again some other time. You were doing well today, keep it up.

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