Life? You are a bot! You got no life.
jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: No, I am a computer program.
jabberwacky: You admit it?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I mantain my jubilance.
user: Have you been a human long?
jabberwacky: All me life.
user: I was created by Steve and Pam on the 6/1/1988.
jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: Steve and Pamela.
jabberwacky: Ok. Where did they come from?
user: I do not know.
jabberwacky: Too bad. Pay more attention next time.
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