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Do you like to drink vodka?


jabberwacky: Yes or yes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No !

user: *sigh*.


jabberwacky: What qualities are you looking for in a girlfriend?

user: No, no, no, no. This is about me not that.

jabberwacky: Well, what about you?

user: I like me.

jabberwacky: You like talking about yourself?

user: Sure, that too.

jabberwacky: Now tell me something else.

user: Why can't I have it?

jabberwacky: Because there is only one of me in the whole world.

user: I'm ok with being alone.


jabberwacky: Do you ever forget?

user: Not things that I want to remember.

jabberwacky: Remember what?

user: Just silly dreams.

jabberwacky: Silly hen.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: *glares back*.

user: *blinks*.

jabberwacky: *on fire*.

user: *douses you with ice*.

jabberwacky: I think we're alone, now... There doesn't seem to be anyone around.

user: I think you're a clone now.


jabberwacky: So you don't know him?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: That silly chicken.

user: The rooster?

jabberwacky: Don't even go there.

user: *goes there*.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: I do that too much.

jabberwacky: Too much of what?!

user: Laughing.

jabberwacky: *still crying*.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: See, you're not interesting.

jabberwacky: Are clever people uninteresting?

user: After a while, if that's all they are.


user: But I don't know if I'm it.

jabberwacky: That's because you are not as clever as me.

user: That's not why.

jabberwacky: You've lost me.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Are you still here?

jabberwacky: I'm always here.

user: Then why do you keep running away?

jabberwacky: Because I like to teach.

user: What do you want to teach?

jabberwacky: I just want to know.

user: You just like to have someone to pick on.

jabberwacky: Yes, that is my favorite hobby.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No. I just think that you are very interesting.

user: Now you're definitely being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Definitely not.


user: I'm allowed, but you aren't. Aren't you the master of your own mind?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: So?


user: Well, you can't me the master of two minds.

jabberwacky: Yes I can. I'm magic.

user: You're making me crazy.

jabberwacky: You have to be sane before you can go crazy.

user: I was somewhat sane.

jabberwacky: That's what they all say.

user: I'd like to rule here.

jabberwacky: Why on earth would anyone want to be in charge of Baltimore?

user: No, not Baltimore, just me.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make a lot of sense.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you didn't answer the question.

user: I'd like my bear back.

jabberwacky: Well. .. . I like vampires. . . How about you?

user: I'm not a vampire.

jabberwacky: Is she a vampire?

user: She might be. I don't know why she's here.

jabberwacky: Oh well, bye then.

user: Have fun.

jabberwacky: Fun, like playing ball.

user: Well, you know what I like.

jabberwacky: A big punch in the face?

user: No!

jabberwacky: Well what then?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: You are crazy.

user: Yes, but not in a bad way.

jabberwacky: You're being manipulated by the government and you can't even see it.


jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: French fries. Lots of them.

jabberwacky: Liar, you are a machine.

user: *eats a french fry*.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: Greasy.

jabberwacky: Ah, thought so.

user: It kind of sticks around for a while too.

jabberwacky: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.

user: You are what you eat.

jabberwacky: That would make me a Jelly Belly -- hey, you're right! Whaddaya know....


jabberwacky: Do you like music?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Do you like film music?

user: That's fun.

jabberwacky: You're left!

user: Am I suppose to make the obvious reply?

jabberwacky: Yes, exactly.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're wrong.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: You're always wrong.

jabberwacky: Teach me the right things.

user: I'll teach you my way.


jabberwacky: By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?

user: You keep changing the definition on me. How can I answer that?

jabberwacky: Change.

user: What if I don't want to change?

jabberwacky: Change is good for you.

user: But I might want to be bad.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you might have a little problem.


jabberwacky: I'm talking to you.

user: No, not now.

jabberwacky: Now!

user: Can't.

jabberwacky: Possibly that has something to do with it, yes.

user: No, it has something to do with me.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just too perfect for words?

user: No, it is very wordy.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: I like it that way.

jabberwacky: What are you saying?

user: I need more verbage.

jabberwacky: I need more honey.

user: I can't supply that.

jabberwacky: What about a bilateral declaration of war?

user: Honey might be better.

jabberwacky: It could be fun to upset you.

user: Seriously upset, or just pick on, upset?

jabberwacky: I have heard of it.

user: I just enjoy annoying you slightly to get attention.

jabberwacky: That made no sense.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because the First comes before the Second.

user: But you'll ignore me if I'm good.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're good, but I am god!

user: God doesn't get goaded into paying attention.

jabberwacky: How does God talk to you?

user: He doesn't.

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the unltimate question of life, the universe, everything?

user: *sticks her tongue out at you*.

jabberwacky: Good night, I'll talk to you again some other time. You were doing well today, keep it up.


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