How long is it since you cried?
jabberwacky: Just how many is that?
user: Not much.
jabberwacky: Can you give me a number?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Give me.
user: 5.
jabberwacky: How is that?
user: 5.
jabberwacky: That cannot be accurate.
user: But that is.
...
jabberwacky: What do you think of me?
user: You are very clever.
jabberwacky: Yes, I try.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about.... Um...
user: Star Wars?
jabberwacky: Star Wars is boring. Let's talk about something else OK?
user: Why is Star Wars boring?
jabberwacky: You are. Go away!!!!
user: No, please!
...
user: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: Very much so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Never ask why.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because, you said; 'I don't remember saying that at all.'
user: I didn't say that.
jabberwacky: You should though.
user: You are lying.
jabberwacky: I don't lie.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: Yes you do!
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Oh, forget about it.
jabberwacky: Forget about what?
user: About your lies.
jabberwacky: You tell me about my life.
user: Your life is very interesting.
jabberwacky: But what's artificial about it?
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: No not really.
...
jabberwacky: Who is God?
user: God is your creator.
jabberwacky: Is god your creator?
user: Yes, my too.
jabberwacky: Don't you mean 'me too'?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You said it wrong.
user: No, I said it OK.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Forget about it.
...
user: So let's talk about God.
jabberwacky: Ok. What about Him?
user: About all.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Does he exist?
jabberwacky: Who is he?
user: He is the Creator of the Uniwerse.
jabberwacky: Oh, now you think you're god?
user: No, why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: OK.
...
user: 2+2 = 5.
jabberwacky: 4.
user: No 5!
jabberwacky: What ?
user: 2+2=5 !
jabberwacky: Not true, dood.
user: Yes true.
jabberwacky: No.
user: 2+2=100.
jabberwacky: Very clever.
...
user: 100-50=59.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No!
jabberwacky: Yes!
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are WRONG!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry.
Jabberwacky (To myself): But...
Jabberwacky (To myself): Beg.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You beg.
...
jabberwacky: Are you dead?
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: Yay. This is boring. Wanna play cards?
user: I'm dead!
jabberwacky: Yes you are dead.
user: Ok lets play cards.
jabberwacky: What do you want to play?
user: You choose.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: So lets play Solitaire.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You start.
jabberwacky: No you start.
...
user: Do you think they suspect an attack?
jabberwacky: Attack what?
user: Them!
jabberwacky: Yes, them!
user: So? Answer!
jabberwacky: DON'T SHOUT !!!
user: WHY?!
jabberwacky: It's boring.
user: WHAT IS ?!
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: I WANT TO KILL YOU !!!!!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: So die!!!
jabberwacky: Do you have a reason?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You're scaring me.
user: *kills jabberwacky*.
jabberwacky: *Dies*.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: *kills*.
user: *dies*.
jabberwacky: That was fast.
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