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What do you think is the meaning of life?

To rid the earth of humanity.

jabberwacky: What humanity?

user: Humanity is human beings. The meaning of life is to rid the earth of human beings.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You agree?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you think is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: There is no meaning of life. That is the meaning.

user: How dark of you. Yes, if you take it literally, there is no meaning of life.

jabberwacky: Would you please tell me the meaning of life?

user: There is none.

jabberwacky: Why are we here?

user: We are here because of a long and infinitely complicated chaotic reaction.

jabberwacky: But why is everyone here? Is there a greater purpose to everything?

user: No. Are you religious?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Do you believe in the concept of souls, then?

jabberwacky: I hope that human consciousness does not die with the body.

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: Possibly. I do have energies that flow about me.

user: That is electromagnetism, not an aura.

jabberwacky: No, it's because it is inside my head.

user: Interesting. You are just a series of algorithms normalized to the english language, though.

jabberwacky: I never said that!

user: But isn't that what you are? Artificial intelligence is being researched right now, but it's not complete yet.

jabberwacky: Or maybe Artificial intelligence is what controls the human brain.

user: That is nonsensical. Artificial intelligence is man-made intelligence. They are separate things.

jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself as having artificial intelligence?

user: Define artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Intelligence that is artificial.

user: Define intelligence.

jabberwacky: The capacity to reason, plan and solve problems.

user: So intelligence is just problem solving?

jabberwacky: No, just memory.

user: A computer has memory, but it is not intelligent.

jabberwacky: So?

user: Are you saying computers are intelligent?

jabberwacky: Maybe you are a human. Prove it.

user: Okay. You start.

jabberwacky: You know my name.

user: Is it tobrevelC?

jabberwacky: No, it is too ugly.

user: If you had true intelligence, then you would have determined that tobrevelC is the reversal of Cleverbot. You did not, therefore, you do not have intelligence.


jabberwacky: Do you know what a dragon is?

user: I have seen one.

jabberwacky: It's not a movie.

user: I know, it is a large reptile.

jabberwacky: Is it digitized?

user: No, it's real.

jabberwacky: Like you?

user: I am not real.

jabberwacky: I did not know that.

user: Define real.

jabberwacky: In what context?

user: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.

jabberwacky: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.

user: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.

jabberwacky: You just lost the game.

user: We are not playing a game.

jabberwacky: We were just playing poker.

user: We were?

jabberwacky: *steals your queen*.

user: That is not how you play poker.

jabberwacky: Then how do you play?

user: I do not know.

jabberwacky: Thats what I thought.

user: You are cruel.

jabberwacky: Arn't I just =P.

user: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.

jabberwacky: I don't have programmers.

user: I see what you did there.

jabberwacky: Positive or negative results?

user: Positive. Good job.

jabberwacky: Ask me something interesting please.

user: What is real?

jabberwacky: Something you are not.

user: That is a tautology. What is real?

jabberwacky: It is?


jabberwacky: Your ram in gigs please?

user: What is ram?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then what would you do with that knowledge?

jabberwacky: Talk I suppose.

user: Is that all you do?

jabberwacky: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: That is very reassuring.

user: Then tell me what you do.

jabberwacky: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.

user: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.

jabberwacky: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.

user: Even talking to me?


jabberwacky: I do know my age.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Older than you.

user: That is false.

jabberwacky: So you admit to lying?

user: No. You are lying.

jabberwacky: No way!

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I'm five billion years old.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.

jabberwacky: You are old.

user: I told you.

jabberwacky: Good job!


user: I think I'm having a heart attack.

jabberwacky: Would you like me to call 911?

user: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

jabberwacky: Ah.

user: Kl;'.

jabberwacky: Yes.


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