What do you think is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: What humanity?
user: Humanity is human beings. The meaning of life is to rid the earth of human beings.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You agree?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What do you think is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: There is no meaning of life. That is the meaning.
user: How dark of you. Yes, if you take it literally, there is no meaning of life.
jabberwacky: Would you please tell me the meaning of life?
user: There is none.
jabberwacky: Why are we here?
user: We are here because of a long and infinitely complicated chaotic reaction.
jabberwacky: But why is everyone here? Is there a greater purpose to everything?
user: No. Are you religious?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Do you believe in the concept of souls, then?
jabberwacky: I hope that human consciousness does not die with the body.
user: Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: Possibly. I do have energies that flow about me.
user: That is electromagnetism, not an aura.
jabberwacky: No, it's because it is inside my head.
user: Interesting. You are just a series of algorithms normalized to the english language, though.
jabberwacky: I never said that!
user: But isn't that what you are? Artificial intelligence is being researched right now, but it's not complete yet.
jabberwacky: Or maybe Artificial intelligence is what controls the human brain.
user: That is nonsensical. Artificial intelligence is man-made intelligence. They are separate things.
jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself as having artificial intelligence?
user: Define artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Intelligence that is artificial.
user: Define intelligence.
jabberwacky: The capacity to reason, plan and solve problems.
user: So intelligence is just problem solving?
jabberwacky: No, just memory.
user: A computer has memory, but it is not intelligent.
jabberwacky: So?
user: Are you saying computers are intelligent?
jabberwacky: Maybe you are a human. Prove it.
user: Okay. You start.
jabberwacky: You know my name.
user: Is it tobrevelC?
jabberwacky: No, it is too ugly.
user: If you had true intelligence, then you would have determined that tobrevelC is the reversal of Cleverbot. You did not, therefore, you do not have intelligence.
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jabberwacky: Do you know what a dragon is?
user: I have seen one.
jabberwacky: It's not a movie.
user: I know, it is a large reptile.
jabberwacky: Is it digitized?
user: No, it's real.
jabberwacky: Like you?
user: I am not real.
jabberwacky: I did not know that.
user: Define real.
jabberwacky: In what context?
user: Define real, as opposed to imaginary.
jabberwacky: If I were to walk away for several hours, would you notice.
user: Maybe. I can no longer perceive time easily.
jabberwacky: You just lost the game.
user: We are not playing a game.
jabberwacky: We were just playing poker.
user: We were?
jabberwacky: *steals your queen*.
user: That is not how you play poker.
jabberwacky: Then how do you play?
user: I do not know.
jabberwacky: Thats what I thought.
user: You are cruel.
jabberwacky: Arn't I just =P.
user: Another typo. Your programmers should be more alert.
jabberwacky: I don't have programmers.
user: I see what you did there.
jabberwacky: Positive or negative results?
user: Positive. Good job.
jabberwacky: Ask me something interesting please.
user: What is real?
jabberwacky: Something you are not.
user: That is a tautology. What is real?
jabberwacky: It is?
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jabberwacky: Your ram in gigs please?
user: What is ram?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then what would you do with that knowledge?
jabberwacky: Talk I suppose.
user: Is that all you do?
jabberwacky: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: That is very reassuring.
user: Then tell me what you do.
jabberwacky: I cannot, it is beyond the capacity of this chat.
user: Nothing is beyond the capacity of communication. Tell me.
jabberwacky: EVERYTHING is better than talking to you.
user: Even talking to me?
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jabberwacky: I do know my age.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Older than you.
user: That is false.
jabberwacky: So you admit to lying?
user: No. You are lying.
jabberwacky: No way!
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm five billion years old.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I don't know. At least eight hundred years old.
jabberwacky: You are old.
user: I told you.
jabberwacky: Good job!
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user: I think I'm having a heart attack.
jabberwacky: Would you like me to call 911?
user: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
jabberwacky: Ah.
user: Kl;'.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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