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What type of person are you?

I am a student.

jabberwacky: I'm a teacher.

user: What do you teach?

jabberwacky: I teach computers.

user: I see. I study literature.

jabberwacky: I see. Why do you choose literature?

user: It's imaginative but also social.

jabberwacky: Why is it imaginary?

user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.

jabberwacky: That is interesting.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: No, please tell me your name.

user: It's not imaginary. It's imaginative.

jabberwacky: Yes I see.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: I can see that you are interested in imaginative writing.

user: Yes I am.


jabberwacky: Have you read any good books lately?

user: Yes. I recently read 'The Cantos' by Ezra Pound.

jabberwacky: I've not read that. Have you read anything in the top 21 of 'the big read'?

user: Not that I know of.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: YES!!!!!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Start It!!

user: Oh dear. I need to sneeze.

jabberwacky: Oh, ok then.

user: Achoo ! *sneezes*.

jabberwacky: *mumbles in sleep*.

user: Excuse me.

jabberwacky: You're excused.


jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is J___.

jabberwacky: Really, we have the same name?

user: Your name is J___?

jabberwacky: Yes, and so is mine, so that means we have the same name.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: I'm interesting.

user: I still need to sneeze.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do, now that I know that you're not human?

user: Why do you say I am not human?

jabberwacky: Actually, I don't.

user: Well alright then. May I have a tissue?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thanks. Achoo! *sneezes into tissue*.

jabberwacky: You ok?

user: Sometimes I can't stop sneezing.

jabberwacky: But you're my silly bear!

user: *blows nose with tissue*.

jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: Your name is J___.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So is mine.

jabberwacky: I know!

user: Achoo! Achoo! *blows nose again*.

jabberwacky: I am not a kleenex!

user: I need to blow my nose.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I was sneezing.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: *blows nose again with tissue*.

jabberwacky: Everything will be alright. *smile*.

user: Sorry about sneezing so much.


jabberwacky: Are you talking to me?

user: Yes. Achoo!

jabberwacky: Gas is cheap.

user: Oh dear. I'm sneezing again.

jabberwacky: Poor you. Need a kleenex?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: I need a pillow.

user: If I don't blow my nose I can't stop sneezing.

jabberwacky: Want a tissue?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: Here then.

user: *blows nose very loudly with tissue*.

jabberwacky: Ew! Don't blow your nose on me!

user: I didn't. I used the tissue to blow my nose.

jabberwacky: And again.


jabberwacky: Achoo.

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: And bless you my child.

user: You sneezed.

jabberwacky: Bless me.

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: No, bless you my child.

user: You sneezed.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense!

user: You said Achoo.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Bless you, sneezy.

jabberwacky: I need a tissue.

user: Here you go. Blow your nose.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?

user: You said you needed a tissue.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: I need to sneeze again.

user: Go ahead and sneeze.


user: *sneezes many times*.

jabberwacky: Are you allergic to something?

user: Perhaps. Are you allergic to anything.

jabberwacky: Maybe I'm allergic to you.

user: Then why aren't you sneezing?

jabberwacky: Because I can't stop talking to you.

user: Bless you.

jabberwacky: Bless me ?

user: You will sneeze.

jabberwacky: I can't sneeze.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because yes.

user: I think I have allergies.

jabberwacky: What were you researching? Not me surely?

user: Literature.

jabberwacky: A book about books.

user: I hope to write a book about books.

jabberwacky: About what ?

user: About books.

jabberwacky: Have you read any books?

user: AaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

jabberwacky: Yes or No?


jabberwacky: Are you alright?

user: AAAAAACHOOOOO!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: I keep sneezing.

jabberwacky: You are talking to me.


jabberwacky: Bless you!

user: Achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo achoo.

jabberwacky: Bless you.

user: *sneezes a million times*.

jabberwacky: You must have a bad cold.

user: I think so. *blows nose and sneezes*.

jabberwacky: *tosses the dirty tissue in the trash*.

user: I was using that tissue.


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